According to MyHeritage, I look like Naomi Campbell, Halle Berry and Jon Bon Jovi. All at the same time. With a dash of Keira Knightley. God damn, what an analysis! But then, my suitemate, Craig, apparently looks like Ashley Olsen (but not Mary Kate).

In other news, driving through the suburban wonderland that is Beaverton, Oregon, I came across a new sporting goods emporium. Its name? Sport Authority. Way to make a ridiculous reference to a subdivision of the Department of Homeland Security. What?

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