Ladies and gentlemen, the Dems have taken the Senate.
And, as Matthew mentioned, Rumsfeld stepped down. And, as no one has mentioned, Britney filed for divorce from K-Fed (and he found out via text message, which I’ve decided was just a text message from Britney that simply read ‘l8r’). In other words, all’s right with the world.
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We thought about thinking about the election day as ‘the day the world was sane’, which is a little broad perhaps…Dems taking the senate? What a perfect early birthday present.
Happy Birthday!
happy birthday!
and i saw the k-fed video, chrispy passed it to me. i was too excited about the senate to get super excited about britbrit.
the conversation between him and i went something like this:
chrispy: she fucking DIVORCED HIM WITH A TEXT MESSAGE
chrispy: ON TV
chrispy: RIGHT AFTER HE CALLED HER HIS BIGGEST FAN
chrispy: WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!!
trippy: her or him?
chrispy: him but take your pick really
i wanted to really see him cry. that’s what he gets for stealing my future girlfriend and ruining her. but i figure i probably have a chance now.
britney — if you’re reading this, i would love to take you to lunch still.
Thanks to both of you! & yes, the election returns were fantabulous birthday presents, and I absolutely took them as such. The same goes for Brit & Fed-ex. Best birthday ever? Maybe so. Maybe so.