i am spending my first night in my new place in the fan. weekends spent in dc retarded the process a bit(and i mean that like the french, as in slowed down – although when i use the word in french/french-arabic, i mean it like the english – retard). waybright’s carpenter was in surgery again last week so the small two-inch hole in the hardwood floor is still caved in like someone pulled a karate kid on the floor during some vcu party last year; i know this is not true, however, because the previous tenant was an older guy and had bad hygiene(personal and apartmental). wait a minute – that totally could have been from a vcu party.
the hole in the floor is easily fixable. i almost cut a piece of salt-treated pine to fit the hole until i realized i could whine to my new management company and make them fix it(which was a fun idea until their carpenter was having extended eye surgeries – a family member commented that my floor might have hit him in the eye). more disturbing, however, is the corrosive substance next to my bedroom window which resides beneath the wall –
me on walkthrough: what’s with the water damage in that corner by the window?
waybright girl: oh, that’s from hurricane katrina, from a year or two ago, you know.
me, in head: lol, noob. i mean liar. my construction experience tells me to think you are dumb.
me on walkthrough: oh ok. so what’s with the hole in the floor, and that bulge in the wall?
needless to say the bulge in the wall popped like a bubonic sore and had to be fixed up, and the hole in the floor is yet to be fixed. but goose and tripp warned me these guys sucked so i was willing to put up with it. and still am. said corrosive material will have to be dealt with, but it’s obvious it’s coming from an apartment or three above me, or maybe even an external issue since it’s on an outside wall. i just have to remember to burn the 30-step ladder lying in the alley beneath my window(WHAT?!). yeah, i forgot how ridiculous richmond could be. having recently watched ‘the departed’(such an entertaining movie) – i guess richmond is a product of me.
peace
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