ben
2008
2004
2003
- 12/21/03 - shaggy
- 11/28/03 - the macs don't print
- 11/24/03 - plump
- 11/02/03 - before you see the light… you must DIE!
- 09/25/03 - i like school
- 08/26/03 - lullaby supermarket
- 08/16/03 - move, move, move
- 08/07/03 - tripp + jason = true love
- 08/01/03 - old man walking
- 07/19/03 - fakor
- 07/11/03 - nothing really
- 07/08/03 - zah…?
- 06/23/03 - hulktastic
- 06/21/03 - singing for retribution
- 06/18/03 - eliminate the doctor!
- 05/21/03 - fo sheezy
- 05/19/03 - assfactor 4
- 04/27/03 - the void
- 04/21/03 - end of the line
- 04/09/03 - fuddy duddy
- 03/22/03 - war schmore
- 03/20/03 - war - it's fantastic!
- 03/11/03 - lazy von lazerson
- 02/19/03 - falling on my butt
- 01/29/03 - foo foo
- 01/23/03 - the final push
- 01/09/03 - the man without fear
2002
- 12/21/02 - ass butt
- 12/19/02 - right next door to hell
- 12/14/02 - the nemesis of "nemesis"
- 12/03/02 - on a steel horse i ride
- 11/26/02 - mike is a tard
- 11/25/02 - alive and breathing
- 11/08/02 - i am batman
- 11/04/02 - use pepper spray and go "south of the border"
- 11/03/02 - disturbing the peace
- 10/24/02 - just breathing
- 10/06/02 - puzzled
- 10/01/02 - bialystock & bloom
- 09/26/02 - my farts fuckin' stink
- 08/22/02 - i gotta crap
- 08/18/02 - rebel sound of shit and failure
- 08/11/02 - the vince neil window of opportunity
- 08/06/02 - gettin' shizzy wit da nizzy
- 07/31/02 - all that and a bag of chips
- 07/25/02 - go! go! mallards!
- 07/18/02 - did you steal the pixies?
- 07/15/02 - we love you milwaukee!
- 07/07/02 - skinny guys fight until they are hamburger
- 06/29/02 - can you feel the rush?
- 06/27/02 - all hail your dark lord
- 06/22/02 - this is our fight
- 06/12/02 - soccer will forever be dumb
- 06/09/02 - you think you"re smart, but you're not
- 06/02/02 - a mere shell
- 05/29/02 - inna gadda davida
- 05/22/02 - east side!
- 05/16/02 - i've got your clone right here
- 05/12/02 - ol' yellow toe
- 05/09/02 - for those about to rock…
- 05/06/02 - a urine soaked stick in the rectum
- 05/01/02 - worst news ever
- 04/29/02 - my spidey sense is tingling
- 04/20/02 - all hippies should fucking hang
- 04/18/02 - blazin'
- 04/14/02 - you be illin'
- 04/10/02 - slip me a mickey
- 03/23/02 - down we go
- 03/22/02 - all i want to do is ride bikes with you…
- 03/18/02 - green is the color
- 03/14/02 - the sweet smell of death
- 03/13/02 - why do parents kill their children?
- 03/07/02 - grizzly adams had a beard
- 02/28/02 - limbo
- 02/25/02 - let the whorin' begin
- 02/15/02 - be my icon
- 02/12/02 - here i am…
- 02/09/02 - hate chimes pound loud
- 01/31/02 - i like traffic lights
- 01/30/02 - stab master arson
- 01/28/02 - lost in the eye of the tornado
- 01/22/02 - kill all humans
- 01/16/02 - a preacher's mouth with a rock 'n' roll heart
- 01/14/02 - twisted, breaded goodness…or is it?!
- 01/13/02 - my liver hates me
- 01/12/02 - 40's for the world
- 01/11/02 - i want my magazines
- 01/09/02 - the farmer in the dell
- 01/08/02 - a hero is gone
- 01/07/02 - michigan, michigan, michigan…
- 01/02/02 - i want to be buried in a hole
2001
- 12/20/01 - kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out
- 12/17/01 - say who in the what now?
- 12/11/01 - i'm going to start stabbing people
- 12/05/01 - blow up on these!
- 12/01/01 - there was just so much blood…
- 11/27/01 - slowly i turned…
- 11/20/01 - what you call hell, he calls home
- 11/11/01 - wake up… time to die
- 11/09/01 - rock of ages
- 11/06/01 - digging deeper holes…
- 11/05/01 - squeezing out a steamy
- 11/01/01 - come on over
- 10/29/01 - why you playa hatin'?
- 10/28/01 - to all you vader haters out there we'll blow your planet up
- 10/27/01 - the funyons are stuck in the machine
- 10/22/01 - what is thy bidding my master
- 10/21/01 - knock 'em out tha box luke
- 10/17/01 - remember when anthrax was just a thrash metal band
- 10/14/01 - we got death star
- 10/11/01 - big fat boner
- 10/08/01 - "droppin' plates on yo ass"
- 09/30/01 - nerdstravaganza!
- 09/27/01 - wanna trade sinuses?
- 09/23/01 - that horrible sound from the truck of your car
- 09/21/01 - get down with the sickness
- 09/16/01 - the horse's mouth
- 09/12/01 - son of a bitchin' bastards
- 09/11/01 - boosting consumer confidence in the economy
- 09/09/01 - knee deep in the blood of my children (again)
- 09/08/01 - i know you did something smelly
- 09/07/01 - i've got mine, now get yours.