soccer will forever be dumb

suggested track: "carry stress in the jaw" by mr. bungle

i feel the need to address this soccer debate. i am surprised that i have friends that actually like this sport. i would like to point to hockey as a sport to watch instead of lame ass soccer. it is a sport where all of tripp's reason's for liking soccer are the same. with the exception of downtime. the same goal anticipation exists, the same luck/strategy. plus it takes more skill to play. while were on skill i also think it is infinitely harder to be good at golf than soccer. it is also harder to hit a baseball often and consistently than soccer. and neither of these sports is as boring as soccer (yes, golf is far more interesting than soccer).

i would like to quote an old issue of the onion as justifcation as to why soccer blows: soccer is for pussy ass faggots.

it's just foosball with people. which, by the way, is better than soccer.