all that and a bag of chips

suggested track: "i wanna rock" by twisted sister

last night was probably one of the best nights of my life. i can't remember a time when i felt better. all of my friends here threw me a surprise party. like 17 or 18 people were there. i was completely fooled. rachel totally played the naive card, and i fell for it. saying she wanted to check out this brew pub that her friend miracle told her about. i had been there, didn't care for the place, even though their beer is very good, and decided to have dinner there with rachel. we get there, it's going to be like twenty minutes for a table, so we head downstairs to get a drink while we wait. only there is a huge table in the back, and all of my friends were there. my initial thought was "why are all my friends having dinner here without me?" i'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. then they all yelled surprise. i was very surprised, shocked, embarrassed, happy, etc. i couldn't believe they did it. lenore and erik baked me a cake, and it had a barbie sugary decal on it. that was funny. i got to eat barbie's boobs. i drank lots of beer, and shots and was trashed. travis got me a shot of wild turkey. that put the hurt on. plus i had been doing shots of cuervo. debra bought me a shot of cuervo, as per usual i yelled "thunderbird!" (kevin thought i was yelling "underwear!"), and slammed the shot glass down on the table so hard that i shattered it. i also got up the table and tried to walk down it like i was on a runway. at least that is what rachel tells me. i remember getting on the table, i just didn't know why. apparently someone came over and said something to me. i don't remeber this, but i told rachel last night that i probably swore at him. that is not cool, but at least i can say is that i don't remember it. it was so great, i am so amazed that they did this for me. i've never felt better or luckier.