this post’s title came from my IM with alex just now. it reads:
al: God, my roommate is such a loser
al: he bought this $2.29 small bag of “Carb Control” Soy Crips
cam: o my god.
cam: what a ridiculous asshole.
al: it’s like spiral macaroni sour cream flavored made out of Soy
al: meanwhile he eats fries and butters his kielbasa!
cam: god save american assholes.
cam: i would love a t-shirt that said that.
al: he’s so retarded
al: 2.29 for this shit
al: meanwhile he’s buying 2 pound blocks of velveeta and alternating between eating mcdonald’s and chinese takeout.