this post’s title came from my IM with alex just now. it reads:

al: God, my roommate is such a loser

al: he bought this $2.29 small bag of “Carb Control” Soy Crips
cam: o my god.
cam: what a ridiculous asshole.

al: it’s like spiral macaroni sour cream flavored made out of Soy

al: meanwhile he eats fries and butters his kielbasa!

cam: god save american assholes.

cam: i would love a t-shirt that said that.

cam: hahaha

al: he’s so retarded

al: 2.29 for this shit

al: meanwhile he’s buying 2 pound blocks of velveeta and alternating between eating mcdonald’s and chinese takeout.