From deep sleep I have broken away - no one knows, no one hears what I say

News Flash! - The NY Daily News has narrowly edged out Newsday in the annual stupid fucking weather headlines contest. Newsday appeared to have iced the field with such woeful atrocities as, "It's Snow Going Out There" and "Plowers: Snow Me the Money" when the NY Daily News stormed back into the race with the dreadful "Blizzard Keeps City in Snow Motion," and "Blizzard Storms City." But judges noted that it was the Daily News' atrocious "Dig We Must" headline that really plowed over Newsday exclaiming, "Like Yoda, talked backwards did they, mmm, hmmm, hmmm.