Yo - this is a test - you say this while I say that - but I'm not with that

I did pretty well on the IQ test I just took. I scored 120. That's ten points below mensa eligibility, but twenty points over average, so that's something to be proud of right? On the other hand the test was "Test the Nation" - a show on Fox (I wasn't on-air, I played along at home). They're hardly the paradigm of intelligence in the media, but the show had some kind of connection with mensa so there's some credibility there.

The results also beg the question, "What the hell am I doing with my life if I'm so damn smart?" I think I have about 20 points to spare in my current job. Can I outsource it? I certainly bump into people who could use a little bump. Maybe the girl at the sandwhich line in the cafeteria would only have to be told "Tuna on white toast, lettuce and tomato" once per afternoon if I could lend her four or five points while I'm ordering. I wonder how many points it would take to convince the Mets to fire Steve Phillips?