I can't be you're superman

Top Five reasons why Carter can never tell us "what's really going on in her life" and why she can never get enough sleep

(I did the obvious thing and just made these up rather than ask her)

5.She's secretly the general manager for a baseball team in the playoff hunt (maybe the Red Sox?). Now that the trading deadline is past she can open up to us about the wheeling and dealing that's been going on behind the scenes.

4. She and her "bitchy roommate" settle all their arguments with marathon Parcheesi tournaments that go all through the night.

3. Ever the good sister she's teaching herself medicine and chemistry all at the same time in a desperate round the clock effort to cure Tripp's colonitis. Hold on Tripp!

2. Duh. She's a superhero by night swinging daringly into harms way in sexy spandex outfits (with matching handbags) to save damsels in distress of lecherous older men and drop witty retorts straight out of the hipster handbook.

1. She's a secret agent working for the CIA to crack an al Quaeda cell that has targeted national geographic due to their hatred of both nations and geography.