I want to fuck you like an animal

On Tuesday evening I met my sister for drinks at a little Soho tapas bar called Cafe Noir. Par for the course in Soho. Trendy. Hip. Expensive.

So what's the claim to fame? It seems that a scene in the movie Unfaithful was filmed there. In the scene, Diane Lane's character runs into her lover in the restaurant and then follows him into the bathroom where he bangs her for everything he's worth.

So there you have it. I peed in the bathroom where Diane Lane's fictional character gets fucked. Somehow when I thought of posting this it seemed like it might be more interesting. In retrospect I'm not sure why you'd care, but since I took the trouble to type it out and since a title came to me pretty quickly I suppose I might as well hit submit. Here goes.