Long time coming

or:

Does anyone know where I can find the Paris Hilton sex tape?

Well, here I am, back to posting after almost a year and a half. I left shortly after the birth of my daughter, and have been busy watching her grow up ever since. It's amazing how transfixing that can be.

I know that this is supposed to be a long, catching up type of a post, but it just isn't going to work out that way. For one thing, it's 3 in the morning, and i just got home from work. For another thing, I have to be back at work at 9:30 in the morning. So I need to go to sleep. In a day or two, I promise to tell you all about my daughter, our new puppy, and about how I have made over $1200 in the past couple months playing poker. Until then, goodnight.

P.S. I know this has been discussed over and over already, but I think it's hilarious that each of the last five searches done from this site revolve around Paris Hilton and her sex tape.

P.P.S. Oh, and that Tripp's Governor is the guy from Kindergarten Cop.