eric
2008
- 07/25/08 - Jason Mraz is okay.
- 07/24/08 - flaming humps
- 06/05/08 - Ken-tick-y
- 03/16/08 - The baddest cat that ever hit the asphalt.
- 03/02/08 - Do not ever…
- 03/02/08 - Somebody say…
- 01/20/08 - Lucky day.
2007
- 12/16/07 - Worst gift idea ever.
- 11/17/07 - Turn around for two seconds…
- 10/07/07 - Thawed out
- 08/11/07 - She's irie
- 07/04/07 - Betty
- 06/24/07 - An excellent summer adventure
- 05/31/07 - Snafu
- 05/28/07 - Lisa is ready to blow.
- 05/28/07 - My weekend project.
- 04/22/07 - Lucky Betty
- 04/22/07 - An unforseen turn of events.
- 04/22/07 - Like watching paint dry.
- 04/04/07 - One good reason…
- 03/08/07 - The secret word is 'colostrum.'
- 03/05/07 - I can't wait…
- 03/05/07 - Inventiveness counts for something.
- 02/11/07 - Suck it, bitches. I'm from space.
2006
- 12/17/06 - An orange within an orange.
- 10/22/06 - A screaming raccoon!
- 10/11/06 - Cigarettes, macaroni art and mariachis.
- 09/25/06 - Be careful what you wish for.
- 08/27/06 - Seeing phantoms.
- 07/30/06 - No time for inner self. All hands on deck!
- 07/10/06 - Art and craft.
- 06/10/06 - The blind author of his own blackheartedness.
- 05/11/06 - Ice weasels
- 05/04/06 - Eggshells
- 03/30/06 - My god is an Indian that turns into a wolf.
- 03/08/06 - Ka-Ching!
- 03/03/06 - No scientific value.
- 02/09/06 - Shellaced for posterity.
- 01/30/06 - In the can.
- 01/13/06 - LOL, IMHO!
- 01/02/06 - The Fiendish Dr. Barbados
2005
- 12/26/05 - Holiday cheer.
- 12/16/05 - Scratch and sniff.
- 12/03/05 - Walking untethered on the ocean floor.
- 11/20/05 - Walking the line.
- 11/09/05 - Don't steal my idea, or I will eat your brains.
- 11/06/05 - Sharing violation.
- 10/30/05 - Safe harbor.
- 10/18/05 - Fair to midlin.
- 10/03/05 - Scars and Bars: Infected tattoos and how to hide them, you fool.
- 09/26/05 - No rain in the hurricane.
- 09/17/05 - Planet Sam
- 09/07/05 - A little windy.
- 08/25/05 - Reading recommended.
- 08/19/05 - A hard blow to the cross-section.
- 08/16/05 - A secret revealed.
- 08/13/05 - Inspired by my own greatness and failure.
- 07/31/05 - The last quip of the day.
- 07/18/05 - Correction.
- 07/07/05 - Houses of the holy.
- 06/23/05 - Nature's rock show.
- 06/16/05 - Let he without sin pass the first stone.
- 06/08/05 - Hiss. Crack. Doom.
- 06/08/05 - The positive value of hate.
- 05/29/05 - All inclusive means all the bacon you can eat.
- 05/22/05 - Son of the space vampires.
- 05/01/05 - But Earth Day was last month.
- 04/28/05 - From where comes this 'hole'?
- 04/21/05 - Shrinking Man
- 04/16/05 - How can anyone be that shiny?
- 04/04/05 - Babies everywhere!
- 04/03/05 - 75 Cent
- 03/24/05 - I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be.
- 03/24/05 - Diary of Craig DeAngelo
- 03/08/05 - News of the bored and the dumb.
- 03/05/05 - Descendants of Hannibal
- 02/28/05 - American booty is made of gold.
- 02/15/05 - The morning after!
- 02/13/05 - Pain
- 02/05/05 - "Like having a piece of the future on your waist."
- 02/02/05 - My discussion with a hobo on the train after a hard day at work.
- 02/01/05 - Axe-hands.
- 01/22/05 - Dark Forces
- 01/10/05 - Survival of the fittest.
2004
- 12/28/04 - Land of Tsmiles.
- 12/27/04 - Curtains
- 12/20/04 - My ears can't hear what you say to me.
- 12/04/04 - Never tell the cops this…
- 11/22/04 - Is it another psychic coincidence?
- 11/07/04 - Mopey-Gus
- 10/27/04 - The final beatdown
- 10/13/04 - Gynecomastia must be present for lactation to occur.
- 10/10/04 - Impending Financial Doom
- 09/25/04 - No more Mr. Nice Suit
- 09/15/04 - It's the end of the beginning - the last year of my youth. Let it rock.
- 09/04/04 - This is what I do when I'm broke.
- 08/21/04 - The mundane spiral.
- 08/05/04 - The witness
- 07/18/04 - Greatest Of All Time
- 07/14/04 - One of these days I'll learn how to keep my word.
- 07/01/04 - I say, let the judge beat his gavel if he wants to.
- 06/18/04 - A rockstar on the company's dime - Part One
- 05/20/04 - The real question.
- 05/05/04 - Let's play
- 04/08/04 - Good names for dead spiders
- 03/19/04 - I am a champion of truth, installment two
- 02/27/04 - Here's something I've been chewing on for awhile.
- 01/17/04 - My torpedoes cannot be extinguished!
- 01/03/04 - Biting into the cheesey, delicious pizza, I noticed the fly.
2003
- 12/19/03 - Depressed and cranky
- 12/05/03 - Elvis: The really amazingly real story
- 12/01/03 - It just wouldn't be the holiday season…
- 11/30/03 - Thanks giveth, but also taketh away
- 11/13/03 - T.B. of the N.O.C., leader of the M&C at G.T.E.
- 11/06/03 - The darkest, fattest underbelly of corporate America
- 11/01/03 - Robomonkey or Monkeybot?
- 10/15/03 - We are going to throw the dopest house party…
- 10/04/03 - The Bovine Lung
- 09/25/03 - I only hope it passes quickly.
- 09/23/03 - A word on sturgeon.
- 09/14/03 - Physical Fitness
- 09/12/03 - " This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
- 09/02/03 - Beautiful babies and giant ass-pains
- 08/22/03 - I am a champion of truth
