I won't fuck us over, I'm Mr. November

So I'm currently in Seattle for my nephew's baptism after a week long trip to Salt Lake City for my job. I'm in Seattle because I'm going to officially be a godfather, which is flattering and weird at the same time. Part of me feels like I'm too young to be a godparent, but it is a nice honor to have.

So I don't like Salt Lake City. Let me tell you why. First off, the city smells like BO. Body Odor. Apparently there are a lot of sulfur mines in the area, and it makes the whole area smell like crap.

Secondly, it air is dry. Too dry. So dry that my lips are still in pain a day after leaving. Third, most people there are Mormons, which scares me. Fourth, it seems that the average SLC citizen is morbidly obese. What's worse, they eat the shittiest, fattiest food I've seen in a long time. If you were ever thinking of moving to the old Salt Lake, don't. And if you live there currently, leave.

Happy belated new year everyone! I've been very busy with my job that I haven't been able to focus much on anything else. And it looks like it'll be that way for the remote future too. Growing up is fun.

Trojans in 2006 baby!