Steady as she goes

Two quick things:

1. Something is going to happen between two of my best friends. There's going to be a fight, possibly a fist fight, in the very near future. And neither of them know that this will happen. It's not even on their radar. Neither of them know why this will happen either. But soon there will be a fight. I'm the only one who knows what's going to happen, and I'm very excited.

2. There was a mention of a Robin Williams sighting in LA. Coincidently, two weeks ago my best friend Ryan came to town and we went out drinking at a bar down the street from where I live. We walk inside and I see two drunk girls dancing on the bar. Ryan taps me on the shoulder and points me to a table across from the bar, where an obviously drunk man is "freak" dancing with one of the uglier waitresses in the restaurant. That sweaty, piss drunk man was Robin Williams. I never want to be that close to Robin Williams gyrating pelvis ever again.

Ok, so maybe I do.