You're at your best when you got the gun turned 180 degrees
john
::15 oct 2007 :: 04:10am
Is it strange to look at yourself in the mirror, not recognize who you see, and think that's a good thing? Strange to say, but I have not been doing things like I would in the past. I've become evil John. And it feels so so so good.
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i knew there was something fishy about you!
i am confused though, you don't have a goatee. this is required from an evil twin.
also, i have to admit: i can't believe that wikipedia not only has an entry for 'evil twin' but that it specifically references goatees.
So does that mean my evil twin would have … a fu manchu? Handlebar moustache? Or would bizarro me actually be 'good' Ray? And furthermore, what happens when I shave?
And, John, odd to note, but I mentally tacked on a Mr. Burns laugh to the end of your post…
your 'evil' twin would be the good one. there aren't degrees of evil, it's a binary good/evil thing.
and shaving is just you masking your evil-ness. in fact, i might go as far to say that it is impossible for you to shave. the universe won't allow you to exist without a goatee.