tranny with a happy ending

i don't watch a lot of live tv, so i rarely get to see commercials anymore. in the absence of tv ads, one tends to get re-sensitized to the absurdity of them. then, inevitably, when confronted again, one might become incredulous at the various techniques used to hawk… oh, let's say toyota tundra trucks:

"six speed tranny with tow haul mode…"

interesting terminology there. probably just a coincidence though. maybe i'm just jumping on… no? what? there's more?

"and you got yourself one happy ending."

nice.

okay tubernet, i expect a mashup of this on my desk by friday. get to work.

thank goodness for disambiguation pages on the wikipedia to clear up the confusion:
Tranny

though i think there's something missing from this one:
Happy ending