mike
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2008
2006
- 12/18/06 - The Season is the Reason for Your Seizing
- 12/12/06 - Coping with Mid-Seasonal Affective Disorder
- 12/03/06 - Gears of War: Is the Xbox 360's first killer app also a Halo killer?
- 11/09/06 - The NextGen's First Killer App
- 11/08/06 - Thanks, assholes.
- 10/28/06 - Chilling Vs. Horror: The Deep Discount Mystery Box
- 10/25/06 - Midnight in the Garden of Good & Plenty
- 10/11/06 - Mrs. Figgman's Skillet Logs
- 10/02/06 - guns save lives
- 09/26/06 - Shhh…jazz.
- 09/16/06 - Let the Healing Begin
- 09/07/06 - Assop's Fables
- 09/02/06 - Nearricane
- 08/29/06 - Softer Stretch
- 08/19/06 - "I love it when a plan comes together…"
- 08/17/06 - George Lucas: Is It Really Over?
- 08/17/06 - "as long as I can ride on the keel…"
- 08/02/06 - Supercalagragalisticexpiali-PUNCH!!!
- 06/22/06 - Semantics
- 06/15/06 - Peppridge Farms Remembers…When You've Been Naughty
- 06/12/06 - Can you spot what's wrong with this link?
- 05/16/06 - A New Spin on Old News
- 05/12/06 - A Better Way
- 05/08/06 - The Madeofglass News Blog
- 04/13/06 - Translations for 10 Friendly Pickup Lines
- 04/04/06 - Do you feel much safer?
- 03/06/06 - The Lesser Christs
- 02/18/06 - Finally, after three thousand years…
- 01/18/06 - Coming Soon from Phantam Publishing
- 01/13/06 - yuessoveigh
2005
- 12/31/05 - Noaddy
- 11/07/05 - Relax!!!
- 10/24/05 - A Translator's Guide to the English Language
- 09/24/05 - Hate the Sin, but Love the Sinner, but Hate the Sinner's Kids
- 08/15/05 - "uRent uGet iPod"
- 07/27/05 - The Road to Hell is Paved with Tar
- 07/19/05 - Hell Is Other People: Specifically Rod Serling and Willem Dafoe.
- 07/14/05 - An Auspicious Beginning
- 05/24/05 - I'm Spoiling the Shit Out of this Movie
- 02/20/05 - "This Episode Contains Discussion of Same Sex Marriage, Parental Discretion is Advised"
- 01/20/05 - Not Ha-Ha Funny
2004
- 11/03/04 - Thanks, America
- 11/02/04 - A Special Message From the League of Disappointed Voters
- 10/11/04 - Scandalgate '04: The Beginning
- 10/11/04 - Destro Character May Be Based on Dick Cheney (Or Vice Versa)
- 10/08/04 - Scandalgate '04: Week 1, Day 6, Hour 12
- 10/07/04 - Scandalgate '04: Week 1, Day 2, Hour 49
- 10/07/04 - Scandalgate '04: Week 1
- 10/05/04 - Drunk and Stupid, the Vice-Presidential Remix
- 09/09/04 - "The Average Voter Is As Drunk And Stupid As Ever"
- 09/07/04 - Tripp, You Are Insane
- 08/30/04 - What To Do During Periods of Tropical-Flavored Weather Conditions
- 08/17/04 - History of Bitches - The Complete Fourth Season
- 08/10/04 - Well, You're the Ghost…
- 07/15/04 - Sowell Calls The Kettle Black
- 07/09/04 - The International House of Pancakes Does Not Recognize Israel's Right to Exist
- 06/25/04 - A Two-Car Garage Would Not Be Wasted on Me
- 06/22/04 - "All in all, it was a weird, weird lottery."
- 04/15/04 - Spoilers Ahead!
- 03/22/04 - "Sweet Zombie Jesus"*
- 03/17/04 - Zombie Cheney Speaks From Beyond the Grave
- 02/24/04 - In the Interest of Time…
- 02/10/04 - Mmmm, Carbs…
- 01/14/04 - The Rythm's Gonna Get You Pregnant
- 01/12/04 - Ah the old inbox…
- 01/10/04 - 6: Six
2003
- 12/03/03 - AOL Admits It's a Fucking Joke
- 12/01/03 - Finally E-Mail that Doesn't Criticize My Weight…
- 12/01/03 - Send Help, Eventually!
- 11/29/03 - Garbage In, Garbage Out
- 11/24/03 - …
- 11/14/03 - Music
- 11/06/03 - It's Like Chickenpox, Good to Get It Out of the Way…
- 10/29/03 - "Are these people getting dumber, or just louder?"
- 10/24/03 - What I Learned From Rogue Squadron III
- 10/15/03 - Free Music Downloads!
- 09/17/03 - Newer Word Order
- 09/16/03 - New Word Order
- 09/16/03 - Answer Key
- 09/14/03 - From the Holy Shit! Department
- 09/11/03 - A Sad Reminder That Some Things Stayed Changed
- 09/04/03 - Fact and Fiction
- 08/25/03 - Say, wait a minute…
- 08/19/03 - "Soylent Green" Is Only One Step Away!
- 08/13/03 - Let Me Get This Straight:
- 08/12/03 - "Intoxicated or Deranged"
- 08/06/03 - That Seems About Right
- 08/06/03 - Contest!
- 07/29/03 - Elusive Sea Monster Evades Capture
- 07/15/03 - Coupon: The Movie: The Ride
- 07/13/03 - Money
- 06/25/03 - Commercial
- 06/15/03 - Sign of the End Times
- 06/09/03 - The History of Bitches
- 05/26/03 - 506*1+508*8+509*4+499*4=ROCK!
- 05/19/03 - Saturday Morning Shame
- 05/15/03 - "I Think The Jews Need Me Right Now"
- 03/28/03 - If Saddam Don't Get You, West Nile Will
- 03/26/03 - To Clarify:
- 03/25/03 - Occupational Hazard
- 03/24/03 - Non-News
- 03/13/03 - Wheeze That Cough
- 03/11/03 - Jingo All The Way
- 02/27/03 - Slate's Take on the Hipster Handbook
- 02/25/03 - Very Little
- 02/20/03 - Maybe I've Been a Little Hard on Bush…
- 02/14/03 - A Couple of Things
- 02/13/03 - Patriots Start Selling
- 02/10/03 - Right Now, Osama Bin Laden and His Army of International Terrorists are Using Your Credit Card…
- 01/29/03 - So, Is Our Union Okay?
- 01/28/03 - Made of Glass Health Alert
- 01/23/03 - Super Bowl Safety Tips
- 01/22/03 - The Hamburglar Stole My Childhood
- 01/22/03 - Slow and Painful
- 01/16/03 - Indie Urban Adult Contemporary
- 01/15/03 - And on a Lighter Note…
- 01/15/03 - A Bad Case of Diarya
- 01/14/03 - The Regime Change In Your Heart
- 01/14/03 - Squashing Cricket
- 01/13/03 - Surprising News!
- 01/10/03 - Laying Down on the Job
- 01/09/03 - Putting the Ass Back in Compassionate Conservative
- 01/07/03 - "Your Mind is an Automobile and Words are Your Wheels"*
2002
- 12/28/02 - Damnit!
- 12/26/02 - Rules For Old Navy
- 12/25/02 - Re: Adaptation
- 12/24/02 - Logic, Or Something Like It
- 12/20/02 - Ooh La La
- 12/20/02 - Let's Not Worry About Why I Know This
- 12/19/02 - The Best Movie of The Year!
- 12/18/02 - …
- 12/11/02 - I See…
- 11/25/02 - Oh, The Smells In the DMV
- 11/21/02 - The T&A Network
- 11/19/02 - Richmond Is Where It's At!
- 11/08/02 - Good News, Sniper Fans!
- 10/31/02 - What I'm Going to Do on My Summer Vacation
- 10/24/02 - On Board? You Bastard, It Was My Idea!
- 10/23/02 - Much Less Interesting than the Sniper
- 10/16/02 - The New New Low
- 10/15/02 - Dickaround Guys
- 10/08/02 - Amore Del Tropico
- 10/04/02 - Dear Linda,
- 10/03/02 - Important!
- 10/03/02 - Is the Genius Behind <i>A Heartbreaking Work</i> a Staggering Dickhead?
- 09/27/02 - Whose Shit Will Leave the Darker Stain on the Constitution?
- 09/20/02 - That's Just Precious
- 09/20/02 - My Fortune Has Left Me Conflicted
- 09/19/02 - These Madmen Must Be Stopped!
- 09/17/02 - Arr, Matey..
- 09/11/02 - Connections in Music
- 09/11/02 - Buzz Aldrin: Goin' Down Swingin'
- 09/06/02 - Nothin' More t' Writ
- 08/27/02 - Abusing the News
- 08/22/02 - According to Fox News
- 08/12/02 - How I Spent My Summer Vacation
- 07/12/02 - Finally, the Recognition I Deserve
- 07/10/02 - Slap On Some Pants, Take Command
- 07/09/02 - Terror at the Lubavich
- 06/27/02 - Ouch, My Jesus Hurts
- 06/25/02 - Cops and Bloggers
- 06/21/02 - Some Things I Learned From Pat Buchanan About Nixon, Watergate, and Liberal Jew-Run Big Media
- 06/19/02 - Juneteenth, By The Way…
- 06/19/02 - Phone Call of the Day
- 06/19/02 - AIDS Cured! says AOL
- 06/17/02 - Briefly, the News
- 06/14/02 - Terrorism Has Already Won
- 06/12/02 - I'm Sorry…
- 06/12/02 - Soccer's not better, it's just more European
- 06/07/02 - Can he swing from a web? I guess he can. whatever.
- 06/06/02 - Amazon.Com on the Moon
- 06/05/02 - Boo-ya and not so boo-ya
- 05/30/02 - More Bad News…
- 05/30/02 - Funny, I Was Just Thinking of Charles Grodin
- 05/29/02 - Episode II: Attack of the Hornies
- 05/20/02 - Guns Don't Kill People…
- 05/20/02 - Cheney Warns of (Yawn) Another Terrorist Attack
- 05/16/02 - George Lucas: "I Know What's Sexy"
- 05/13/02 - "This Drive is In Use"
- 05/09/02 - Crime is Up 66,000,000 Percent!
- 05/07/02 - Moving On: Music That's Actually Good
- 05/07/02 - Pop Culture Is Once Again Safe…But For How Long?
- 05/03/02 - Who Are You Going to Believe?
- 05/02/02 - Attention: Your Life is Now Complete
- 04/30/02 - Curse you, Ben
- 04/29/02 - "Are You a Millionaire in Training?"
- 04/23/02 - The Pope Is So Dope
- 04/15/02 - Today's Logic Puzzle
- 04/09/02 - Oh, For Fuck's Sake
- 04/09/02 - What's Wrong With Kids Today?
- 04/09/02 - Phone Call of the Day
- 04/09/02 - Oh, you…
- 04/05/02 - Science News
- 04/05/02 - Re: RE AI
- 04/02/02 - Brave New Products
- 04/01/02 - Is This Good or Bad?
- 03/22/02 - Correspondence From Nerdor
- 03/22/02 - The Medical Community Is Shocked
- 03/21/02 - If You Can't Turn Lead Into Gold, At Least You Can Turn Corn Into Plastic
- 03/19/02 - Nothing to Bragg About
- 03/12/02 - <I>Crime & Punishment</I>: A New Translation by Sean "Puffy" Combs
- 03/12/02 - Britney Log Part III: Britney the MAll-Crawler
- 03/11/02 - Jimmy Buffett Criticizes Stock Options
- 03/08/02 - The Sign On Monument Avenue
- 03/07/02 - To Do List
- 03/05/02 - The Orwellian Conspiracy
- 03/04/02 - Investing For Pussies
- 02/28/02 - The Power of Direct Mail
- 02/28/02 - The Problem With Consumer Advocates
- 02/27/02 - Statistics Class
- 02/27/02 - Re: Tripp's Post 2/26
- 02/26/02 - Here We Go Again
- 02/26/02 - Circa February 26, 2002
- 02/25/02 - News That Can Abuse You
- 02/25/02 - News You Can Abuse
- 02/24/02 - Stage Cleared, 10,000 Points!
- 02/21/02 - The Taste of Music
- 02/21/02 - Pervert Insurance
- 02/20/02 - The Scandal Continues
- 02/20/02 - Britney Log 2: Is She or Isn't He?
- 02/18/02 - Britney Log: Number One of an Unlimited Series
- 02/15/02 - If Ben was Bitching About Your Not Jumping Off a Cliff, Would You?
- 02/11/02 - If I Can't Shoot My Professors, the Terrorists Have Already Won
- 02/11/02 - Jeepers Creepers Where You Get Those Fucking Claws on Your Face?
- 02/07/02 - is this what you been looking for
- 02/05/02 - Le Pacte Du Chou-Chou
- 02/01/02 - And, In Closing…
- 02/01/02 - UPS Yours
- 02/01/02 - shuuuuugggggghhhh….
- 01/31/02 - Sally Quinn is a Moron
- 01/31/02 - David Cross
- 01/30/02 - The REAL State of the Union
- 01/29/02 - You Can Tell Johnny Pope Where to Cram His Excommunication
- 01/29/02 - Breaking News Update!
- 01/29/02 - Holy Shit, That's Big!
- 01/28/02 - You've Got It All Wrong
- 01/25/02 - Bush's Pretzel Logic 2
- 01/24/02 - Bush's Pretzel Logic
- 01/23/02 - Our Leaders…
- 01/22/02 - My Stolen Car Was Lucky
- 01/21/02 - If I die before I wake, sell me piece by piece and go to Vegas
- 01/18/02 - A Heart to Heart
- 01/15/02 - The Day the Clown Died
- 01/14/02 - Bush Chokes on Pretzel
- 01/10/02 - Now I'm no Mathmetician…
- 01/09/02 - The Ass You See May Be Your Own
- 01/09/02 - Excerpts from Bush's Speech with Comments
- 01/08/02 - Breaking News
- 01/07/02 - January 8
- 01/07/02 - How Lazy Do You Have to Be?
- 01/02/02 - Clarity
2001
- 12/28/01 - P.Diddy Fan Club
- 12/26/01 - Actually, I didn't speak to Marty
- 12/24/01 - TV Detective
- 12/20/01 - "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise"
- 12/20/01 - The Blockbusters Previewed before LOTR
- 12/19/01 - The Everest Answer
- 12/18/01 - The Reason for the Season
- 12/17/01 - Apartment Departing
- 12/13/01 - That about says it all…
- 12/13/01 - Rediscovered
- 12/11/01 - Can of Beer
- 12/07/01 - "Goonies never say Die!"
- 12/06/01 - I know I shouldn't laugh at this…
- 12/06/01 - 2208 Will Is Grace Street
- 12/03/01 - Richmond's Own
- 11/30/01 - Current Events…
- 11/28/01 - The Word "Saprophyte" Comes to Mind
- 11/26/01 - Men's Recovery Project
- 11/26/01 - In the Mail
- 11/20/01 - Disaster Relief
- 11/19/01 - Despite the Creepy Commercials…
- 11/18/01 - The Sky Is Falling
- 11/13/01 - If only…
- 11/08/01 - The Last I'll Say About Flags
- 11/06/01 - AOL News
- 11/05/01 - The Verdict
- 11/05/01 - Making Tragedy My Own
- 11/01/01 - Because this is the real news
- 11/01/01 - "Don't Bomb Afghanistan, Because I'm Gay!"
- 10/29/01 - Strangely Enough, I Agree With Chris*
- 10/29/01 - Political Dictionary
- 10/26/01 - The Debate Heats Up
- 10/25/01 - In the News
- 10/24/01 - Simpson Cleared of All Charges, Indefinitely
- 10/24/01 - For Undisclosed Reasons, I'm a Genius
- 10/23/01 - Disappointed
- 10/22/01 - The teat is dry, stop milking it
- 10/17/01 - Compelling Debates Cont.'d
- 10/16/01 - Compelling Debates on AOL
- 10/16/01 - Thanks for making a bad thing worse
- 10/15/01 - Big Sack of Anthrax
- 10/11/01 - Oprah Says:
- 10/09/01 - My New Neighbors
- 10/08/01 - That's Normal?
- 10/08/01 - Saving Silverman
- 10/05/01 - The Living Martyr
- 10/04/01 - Friday, the Rabbi Got Yelled At
- 09/28/01 - Deciding Not to Choose Isn't the Same as Deciding Not to Choose Poorly
- 09/26/01 - Ha ha ha ha ha
- 09/24/01 - In response to Chrispy's 9/22 post:
- 09/24/01 - Apocalypse Now, For Real
- 09/21/01 - Good Hands, Part II
- 09/21/01 - Oh my…
- 09/21/01 - We're in good hands…
- 09/19/01 - At Least Someone's Staying on Top of Things
- 09/14/01 - Finally! the Christian Perspective
- 09/13/01 - Your Harrowing Story of Tragedy, Could You Punch it Up A Bit
- 09/12/01 - A Hole in the Sky
- 09/07/01 - Untitled
- 09/04/01 - "Make With the Laugh-Laugh"
- 09/04/01 - Oh, For Fucking Out Loud
- 08/30/01 - Today's Web Non-content
- 08/29/01 - Bush Vows to Continue the Killing Until Fully Compenstated for Lost Plane
- 08/29/01 - TV Causes Brain Cancer
- 08/27/01 - My Formula for a True Capitalist Democracy
- 08/23/01 - That's Between Me and the Mailman
- 08/22/01 - Artificial Heart Recipient Holds Press Conference*
- 08/21/01 - Addendum to the review of The Others
- 08/20/01 - The Smothers Others
- 08/20/01 - 'the word is 'love"
- 08/15/01 - His (or her) Imperial Majesty
- 08/14/01 - Tripp's Big Day: Part II, a Truer Story
- 08/14/01 - Tripp's Big Day
- 08/13/01 - The New Britney
- 08/13/01 - Chris Elliot Sighting!
- 08/10/01 - President's Decision a Key Victory in the Fight For Diabetes
- 08/10/01 - Carl's Thought of the Day
- 08/09/01 - President Decides on Stem Cells
- 08/09/01 - An Unecessary Attack on an Unecessary Attack
- 08/08/01 - A Haiku of Modern Man
- 08/08/01 - What I Said On My Summer Vacation, by George Bush
- 08/08/01 - Outfitting Failure
- 08/07/01 - Study Reveals: Jenna Bush is a Whore!
- 08/07/01 - Excerpt from an online review of Infinite Jest
- 08/06/01 - The Daunting Task of Staying Awake
- 08/03/01 - What's New in D.C.?
- 08/01/01 - Yahoo! Finally Prioritizes
- 07/31/01 - Coincidentally
- 07/30/01 - Big as Brando
- 07/30/01 - So What Kind of House Was It?
- 07/28/01 - For a Guy Who Dresses Up Like Milk Cartons, You Certainly Talk a Lot of Trash
- 07/27/01 - The Revenge
- 07/20/01 - what's new on aol?
- 07/20/01 - How I Spent My Summer…with Britney!*
- 07/20/01 - This is Who I Am
- 07/19/01 - Thought of the Day
- 07/19/01 - Potentially Speaking, Presidentially Yours…
- 07/19/01 - World Health and Diet News
- 07/18/01 - Actually, the Dumb People Just <i>Think</i> They're Right
- 07/17/01 - Couple To Wed On Titanic
- 07/17/01 - A Handy Reference Guide to Modern Sexual Technique
- 07/17/01 - A Grim Reminder
- 07/17/01 - A Few Things I Learned Watching "Sexy Beast"
- 07/16/01 - President to Drill Earth's Core
- 07/13/01 - Dennis Hastert on Campaign Finance Reform:
- 07/13/01 - I Love My Government, But Fear My Countrymen
- 07/12/01 - Another Case Closed
- 07/12/01 - Shocking Scandals of 2001
- 07/12/01 - Must'a Been Sperits Within
- 07/10/01 - What's Growing on the Cheney Bush?
- 07/10/01 - The Cliche That Came To Life
- 07/09/01 - Words on the Street b/w Recommendations
- 07/06/01 - You've Come A Long Way Baby, But You're Still Retarded
- 07/05/01 - Confess and Die Christian Refuse and Die Heathen
- 07/05/01 - Dr. Genius' Advice for Men
- 06/29/01 - "Big Money, Big Prizes…I Love It!"
- 06/29/01 - The Ambercrombie & Fitch Boycott
- 06/29/01 - Dude, Where's the Laws Against This?
- 06/28/01 - The Thursday Review
- 06/27/01 - Psychic Mike Movie Review
- 06/27/01 - Hinda's Ode to Virtue
- 06/25/01 - Coming Soon To A Theater Near You
- 06/22/01 - J.Lo Is Dead!
- 06/22/01 - Item!
- 06/21/01 - Life of Crime
- 06/20/01 - <i>The</i> Robert Donat
- 06/19/01 - Movie Review: Casablanca
- 06/19/01 - The Divine Wind
- 06/15/01 - Psychology!
- 06/15/01 - Mike's 50th Post Specfuckingtacular
- 06/15/01 - Business As Usual
- 06/13/01 - Selection 2001
- 06/13/01 - Cash in Your Pocket
- 06/12/01 - The Swinging Dad
- 06/12/01 - Car Crash on the Road to Redemption
- 06/07/01 - The Ipanema Connection
- 06/05/01 - 'ka-pow'
- 06/04/01 - Jesus Loves Me, This I Was Cold-Called
- 06/04/01 - Million Dollar Mysteries: Why, Fox?
- 06/04/01 - The only arms build up I want to see…
- 06/01/01 - Late-Breaking News
- 05/31/01 - I'm a nutt-nutt
- 05/30/01 - Pearl Harbor Secrets (the ending) Revealed!
- 05/30/01 - Quote of the Day
- 05/25/01 - Richmond: Capitol of the South…And Savings!
- 05/24/01 - The New Mystery
- 05/24/01 - Psychic Mike's Movie Prediction: Pearl Harbor
- 05/24/01 - The Best Thing I Ever Done Seen
- 05/21/01 - From the Archives…
- 05/18/01 - Psychology! USMC
- 05/14/01 - A Midget In the Land of Giants
- 05/10/01 - Ah, Democracy at Work
- 05/08/01 - Pre-Movie Blues (uncensored)
- 05/04/01 - "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
- 05/03/01 - Technology! A Home Lawn Care Miracle!
- 05/03/01 - Whore of The Week Award
- 04/27/01 - TV is Your Friend and New Feature!
- 04/26/01 - Texas Tea and the Mystery Economist
- 04/20/01 - Investigation: Reality Shows, Really?
- 04/20/01 - Psychology! All Your Questions Answered!
- 04/17/01 - New Feature! Book Reviews By Request!
- 04/16/01 - less pop, more psych
- 04/16/01 - No News Would Be Better News
- 04/11/01 - New Feature: Investigative Reporting!
- 04/11/01 - Mike Hates 53% of Americans
- 04/10/01 - New Feature! Science and Technology!
- 04/10/01 - Top 1 Thing Dracula Has Blown: His Cool
- 04/10/01 - Speaking of Technology…
- 04/03/01 - As Far As Fuck is Concerned, I Don't Give Any
- 01/01/01 - Enema at the Gates: A Review as Cheap, Lowbrow, and Half-Assed as the Movie that Inspired It
