Commercial

Four Year-Old: What's a Piss-zone?

Announcer Lady: It's only $3.99 at Pizza Hut!

4YO: But what is it?

AL: It's only here for a limited time so act now!

Okay, okay, but is it like a dessert? An entree? A Mountain Dew spin-off?

AL: It's available in family size!

4YO: Listen, cunt. I didn't ask how much it cost, or how long it lasted. My question was: What the fuck is a P'Zone. I'd like to know if you're feeding me chocolate dipped brocoli wrapped in sheep's bladder or what.

AL: It comes with free napkins!