Let Me Get This Straight:

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Notice the company's rationale: "We don't condone or endorse the president, but he fit the criteria of our Elite Force collection. . . . It would have to be somebody in uniform, a military hero of some kind, or depicting a military uniform." So essentially this company's criteria for its "Elite Forces" dolls is that they represent someone who has at any point for any reason worn a military uniform, regardless of a complete lack any actual participation in the armed forces. So basically, we could soon be seeing Eminem with Kung Fu grip as long as he throws on some camo.

How about that price? 40 bucks? That's an insult! You'd have to pay at least fifty to buy the real president. Of course the company missed a crucial real life detail: Dick Cheney's hand up his ass to make his lips move.