Newer Word Order

Tripp brought it to my attention that I the first and last letter need to be in the correct place. Of cuosre, taht eeudlcxs my coieotntnn taht a) ceoxtnt is iaualbgrny iaontrpmt to miaenng and b) eyuoeolnrrs oeeordrd leertts ca'nt iaialbrvny be uooetsrdnd "wuoihtt peolbrm." You see, eevn puyaptls doiaaentrlcs are not niaeelrsscy soamln of baoiaintnl.

That last sentence may be cheating but how about this:

"The ceieoncfft of eorrr (CE) of a Ceiaarlvi eaitmtse of vuomle can be peietcdrd uinsg the list of piont cuotns oiantbd on each teacsnrt*" or "the most coolnmmy uesd gaieoecrtml pobre in mooipcsrcy is aaulltcy the 2D soietcn tuoghh it is all too realry tuohght of as such.*" Paephrs you misunderstood mooeyitsrdnsd my piont or did you ialtntsny aaietcrppe my seee'cntns ioiaitclpmn?

Form Ueaisbnd Sooeeglrty: Terhe-Daoieinsnml Meeuaenmrst in Mooipcsrcy