Finally E-Mail that Doesn't Criticize My Weight…
mike
::01 dec 2003 :: 09:35pm
…Or belittle my manhood, or condemn my septic tank, or seek to "protect my car's most significant workings."
Usually, I don't get mail about my posts. This week I got three. The first was from someone who read my review of Dracula Blows His Cool and wanted to know if I had pictures of one of the actresses*. The second was from a poor Nigerian woman whose dear son was wrongfully imprisoned, and if only I would safegaurd their fortune, they'd gladly give me 30%!
And then I get this thoughtful e-mail (or at least thoughtfully selected quote):
Regarding post: http://www.madeofglass.com/mike/content.asp?number=274
Clinton got a blow-job from an intern and soiled her dress
Nixon prided himself on hiring the youngest White House staff in
history.
But if one hires good young people, the president and his top staff
must
recognize their innocence, not exploit it. A young man in his
twenties,
given a chance to work in one of the most glamorous places in the
world,
will do damn near anything to stay and get ahead. I was certainly
puffed
up in those days, overly ambitious looking too much for the "main
chance."
It's a wonder that family and friends stuck with me through those early
years. But I was also lucky. No one ever asked me to do anything
illegal
or unethical; maybe they thought I wouldn't or that I was too soft.
The
Poisoned chalice just never passed my way. Others, like Chapin and
Krogh,
fine upstanding men, got sucked in because they were asked to do things
that were shady and they complied, thinking that must be the way the
game
is played. And they wound up in prison. There's no doubt that Chapin
would never have engaged in dirty tricks or perjured himself unless he
thought that's what his superiors wanted. Loyalty to the team, that's
what was demanded, not fidelity to the law.
One of Nixon's worst sins was to create a reign of intimidation and a
culture of expectation that his finest young men should march over a
cliff
for him. It was more than Nixon's presidency that was wrecked.
Innocient
lives were also crushed - David Gergen.
Nixon soiled hundreds of lives and sent dozens of men to prison.
If only today's president spent more time soiling dresses and less time dressing up like GI Joe, alienating alies, and lying about tax cuts, we might actually…hell, I can't even finish this joke.
To learn more about Richard Nixon, watch Futurama: Episode S02E07. It's as near fact as anything Pat Buchanan has ever said about him.
*At first, I thought the guy was just internetally challenged, I mean, nude celebrities? That's why Al Gore invented the internet. But in trying to find a decent link, the above was the best I could find. I judge too quickly.
