Send Help, Eventually!

OMG, I just got an email saying this poor widow's son is a prisoner in Nigeria :( But fortunately she's saved her family from total "bank ruptcy (sic)," and is surviving (barely) in only partial bank ruptcy, by sending money by courier. I get 30% just for hiding it from the Nigerian Government's Agents. But with 20,000,000 USD stashed away, she can afford my hefty Nigerian Jailbreak Fee. I'm absolutely positive that this Nigerian e-mail scam is legit, unlike those phony Nigerian e-mail scams I keep hearing about. Now that I think about it, this woman's story touched me so deeply, I think I'll help her out of the goodness of my heart. Ma'am, I can only regret not remembering our meeting through my Chamber of Commerce.

Of course, I'll still need to be reimbursed for airfare, so if the letter's author would kindly endeavor to send me her phone and fax number, and a valid credit card number, along with her social security and home address, I'll come right over.