A Two-Car Garage Would Not Be Wasted on Me

City mouse-Country mouse
One of the joys of living in Mechanicsville is hauling garbage around in your own vehicle. I was on my way back from the dump when I saw a sign for an estate sale that had the word "cancelled" painted over it. I guess the son of a bitch pulled through.

Depends on what the meaning of "destroyed" is…
Monica Lewinsky has bravely spoken out about Clinton's failure to mention in his memoir how he destroyed her life. That poor thing, she misses blowing famous people.

Let's see, she's a Jenny Craig spokesperson, hosted a reality tv show, has her own line of handbags, a book deal, and numerous paid tv interviews. I wish my life were destroyed.

Sin of pride, Roddy, sin of pride
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