Scandalgate '04: Week 1, Day 6, Hour 12

Mechanicsville, VA

Unconfirmed reports from the Mike campaign indicate that the search for a running mate may be coming to a close. Earlier today, Mike was seen at a local convenience store having a "tete a tete" (which should have more accents, though this rerporter is not near his HTML book), with an unidentified party. Not much is known about the potential candidate, though we do know they drive a pickup truck with the bumper sticker: "Kerry/Edwards' Plan? French Kiss Bin Laden!"

I shit you not.

This has been Quentin Webberly, reporting.