Coming Soon from Phantam Publishing

Confessions of a Laundromat Owner/Operator
by H.R. McGreely

"Sometimes I take a shit in the machines, and then when the customer bitches about it, I point to the sign saying Not Responsible for Items Left Unattended."

The Secret Lives of Comptrollers
by Sally Buchenwalter
"I got nothing on the King of Jordan, but my porn stash's getting pretty respectable."

Confessions of a Pirate
by Stone McKenzie
"They say 'A man lives by his virtues, but dies by his vices.' I was about to find out that Death by Chocolate wasn't just a dessert."

The Secret Lives of Kennedys
by H.R. McGreely
"Glug glug glug, vroom vroom!"