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"Hi."
Please stop staring at me.

"Can you close my bracelet for me?"
I just stole this and I don't know how to work it yet.

"That's a cool pocket-watch. Where'd you get it?"
Let me distract you while I swipe the tip you just put down

"Don't you think Batman's cooler than Superman because he doesn't have super-powers to fall back on?"
I really wish I'd known what Comicon was before I drove all the way out here.

"You've got an iPod. Should I get the Nano or the 30 gig?"
1. Your answer will reveal potential anxieties about your genitals.
2. My parents bade I go see the world before I become a fully-fledged member of my Amish community.

"Do you think that couple over there is on their first date, or what?"

What do you think my chances are with that guy?

"Can I sit with you so I won't get hit on?"
Mind if sit down, eunuch?

"This new Snickers bar is fabulous. You've got to try it."

Eating the same candy bar is just like making out - packed with peanuts!

"So, what are you doing here?"
So, what the fuck are you doing here?

"I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me."
Ah, fresh meat.