George Lucas: Is It Really Over?

Nobody was more disappointed in Episodes I-III than I was. At least nobody who didn't own their own Boba Fett costume. And there's probably no one who'd disagree that the word that best sums up the prequels is disappointment. Or failure. Or insult. Or hate crime.

However, as we near the four months past the one year anniversiary of the release of the third movie of the second trilogy mark, it may be a good time to focus on the things that George Lucas did right. Chiefly, he made subtitles that are really hard to turn into clever slams. It's not as easy as Harry Potter and the Gobblers of Cock or I Know Who You Did Last Summer, coming up with a decent wordplay for the Star Wars prequels takes a little effort. The best I could come up with was

Episode I: the Phantom Men's ass

Episode II: Asscrack of the Clones

And, well, Episode III has the word shit built right in. At this point, I give you The Official Madeofglass Star Wars Episodes I-III Renaming Contest. Submit your spoof titles below*. Winners will receive absolutely nothing, except maybe the satisfaction of knowing you stuck it to Lucas, who is even now preparing an extra special collector's re-release of the original (ie. good) trilogy in which not only does Greedo shoot first, but Han only stuns him, and later sends a get well card to the hospital. Plus 33% more Jarjar in every shot.

*Please: no Star Whores.