Sarah – PayPal :
Hello, I’m Sarah and I’m here to answer your questions about PayPal. Even though I’d like to be a real person, I’m not. I’m programmed to answer your questions. How can I help you?
You :
Why are you so creepy? Seriously, you’d like to be a real person? Who thought that was a good idea?
Sarah – PayPal :
Even though I’d like to be a real person, I’m not. I’m programmed to help you with basic customer care issues.
You :
You’re avoiding the question. Why did someone think a poorly rendered cartoon would “like to be a real person?”
Sarah – PayPal :
Sorry, but your phrase is too long and I will not be able to perform a full analysis. I would be very grateful if you could try to make it a bit shorter and more concise.
You :
Ok, why did anyone at paypal think you were a good idea?
Sarah – PayPal :
If there’s anything else you’d like to ask me, I’m here 24-7 to answer any questions you might have.
You :
Do you know what “abomination” means?
Sarah – PayPal :
I’m not sure what you are saying. Could you please rephrase your question?
You :
No.
Sarah – PayPal :
Ok.
Popularity: 1% [?]
Sarah probably emptied your account and is cuddled up next to a Wii right now having some quality time.
i still have 1 pound in Paypal account
Effie – Don’t let Sarah find about it – she can hear the internet… 1 pound is worth what, 50 American dollars by now? Doesn’t even matter which country’s pound at this point.
& Ray, are you suggesting she’s waggling its dongle?
I am having second thoughts. Perhaps this is really just Sarah Palin moonlighting from her day job. I mean, if the next time you chat her up and she says anything about Africa being a *country* or pitbulls, lipstick or shooting shit whilst in a bikini, I think you can just go ahead and chalk one up for me.
Otherwise, yes, it is having wireless sex on your dime.