petunia
right now, petunia smells pomegranate and nutmeg.
2008
- 07/03/08 - 'who says evil doesn't know how to have fun?'
- 07/02/08 - 'two-fer'
- 07/02/08 - 'i can't pay my rent but i'm fucking gorgeous'
- 06/30/08 - 'perez-cious'
- 06/29/08 - 'i never saw so many well-dressed, well-fed, business-looking bohemians in my life'
- 06/22/08 - 'methodical, nonrandom, orderly, systematic'
- 06/20/08 - 'pick me. love me. choose me.'
- 06/14/08 - 'puttering'
- 06/12/08 - 'the thought of you still makes me crazy'
- 06/09/08 - 'so take off all your clothes'
- 05/29/08 - 'big papi and manny and pap, oh my!'
- 05/26/08 - 'so i'll write about it instead"
- 05/18/08 - 'no, she's really waiting'
- 05/11/08 - 'this life is all a dream'
- 05/06/08 - 'i'll take potpourri for $300, alex'
- 05/01/08 - 'oral'
- 04/21/08 - 'philosophy is everybody's business'
- 04/20/08 - 'don't act like i never told ya'
- 04/18/08 - 'this is not a rick-roll'
- 04/16/08 - 'so you wind up with problems'
- 04/06/08 - 'hip-hop saved my life'
- 04/05/08 - 'as the trees love water and sunshine'
- 03/27/08 - 'never gonna tell a lie and hurt you'
- 03/26/08 - 'sweet lime'
- 03/18/08 - 'people softened by the forced reflection of loss'
- 03/07/08 - 'a step in the right direction'
- 02/23/08 - 'something that impedes progress or achievement'
- 02/03/08 - 'in view of my approaching change'
- 02/01/08 - 'in case you missed it'
- 01/28/08 - ' \m/ '
- 01/27/08 - 'give me love over, love over, love over this '
- 01/26/08 - 'i'm not there.'
- 01/21/08 - 'your softly spoken words release my whole desire'
- 01/21/08 - 'quite a mouthful'
- 01/20/08 - 'hamburger helper'
- 01/16/08 - 'that's just lovely, indianapolis'
- 01/14/08 - 'it's technique!'
- 01/13/08 - 'cool my brains and soothe my head'
- 01/10/08 - 'the advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing'
- 01/06/08 - 'bitchly cow corn'
2007
- 12/28/07 - 'an apparatus that converts light and sound into electrical waves'
- 12/18/07 - 'i don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.'
- 11/24/07 - 'agony aunt'
- 11/23/07 - 'through the haze of prescription medication'
- 11/10/07 - 'age is just a state of wine'
- 11/06/07 - '99% perspiration'
- 11/04/07 - 'you should enter the ballpark the way you enter the church'
- 10/20/07 - 'fictional outing'
- 10/18/07 - 'do you remember the fireworks at lake michigan?'
- 10/06/07 - 'curves, indeed'
- 09/23/07 - 'fast dreißig'
- 09/19/07 - 'what's wrong with this picture?'
- 09/12/07 - 'do not reply'
- 09/02/07 - 'we only said goodbye with words'
- 08/26/07 - 'by being proactive'
- 08/24/07 - 'carry away, crush, devastate, floor, oppress, overcome, overmaster, overpower, prostrate, snow under, swamp, whelm'
- 08/15/07 - 'true poems flee'
- 08/14/07 - 'i want to get out of here'
- 08/07/07 - 'you cannot push a river, it flows by itself'
- 08/05/07 - 'what'll that do to ya?'
- 07/26/07 - 'send me off forever, but i ask you please-'
- 07/18/07 - 'pennies for heaven'
- 06/22/07 - 'unlearn'
- 06/19/07 - 'her hair reminds me of a warm safe place '
- 06/14/07 - 'don't want to think about it'
- 06/03/07 - 'i'm kind of a big deal'
- 05/19/07 - 'i'm not here for your entertainment'
- 05/17/07 - 'the real religion of the world comes from women'
- 05/12/07 - 'seriously?'
- 05/07/07 - 'everything has changed / absolutely nothing's changed'
- 04/26/07 - 'give it to me'
- 04/14/07 - 'well i guess this is growing up'
- 04/12/07 - 'carnivore sheets us'
- 04/09/07 - 'i will save this patient'
- 04/02/07 - 'do you like this gown? it's very dramatic.'
- 03/18/07 - 'if someone said three years from now…'
- 03/10/07 - 'horsey bitch'
- 03/08/07 - 'so cheap and juicy!'
- 02/28/07 - 'babushka'
- 02/27/07 - 'big boy toys'
- 02/24/07 - 'i've searched the world over'
- 02/22/07 - 'the only boy smashed between four sisters'
- 02/14/07 - 'i am not young enough to know everything'
- 02/08/07 - 'suspended animation'
- 02/06/07 - 'a beautiful sight'
- 02/05/07 - 'nick foster'
- 01/31/07 - 'unless otherwise directed'
- 01/13/07 - 'what you see on the outside'
- 01/06/07 - 'put yourself out there'
2006
- 12/31/06 - kick out the jams, motherfucker
- 12/22/06 - 'historically important'
- 12/18/06 - 'emotion sickness'
- 12/16/06 - 'yet another'
- 12/13/06 - 'share your knowledge'
- 12/10/06 - 'don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance'
- 12/05/06 - 'i was very shy when i was young'
- 12/04/06 - 'days seem merry and bright'
- 11/28/06 - 'i don't care who you are'
- 11/16/06 - '1/4 toasted tortillas'
- 11/13/06 - 'i can only be one thing'
- 11/04/06 - 'thoughtfully'
- 11/02/06 - 'when everybody else refrained'
- 10/30/06 - 'the closest i will ever get'
- 10/28/06 - 'people that buy me bourbon'
- 10/24/06 - 'meat'
- 10/21/06 - 'my rims never spin to the contrary'
- 10/19/06 - 'from start to finnish'
- 10/16/06 - 'they say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet'
- 10/11/06 - 'really'
- 10/10/06 - 'try something new'
- 10/05/06 - 'i once got busy in a burger king bathroom'
- 10/02/06 - 'negotiating'
- 09/26/06 - 'charlotte was impressed with bunny's technique'
- 09/22/06 - 'ask me about my weiner'
- 09/11/06 - 'the right way to do things'
- 09/10/06 - 'move along just to make it through'
- 09/06/06 - 'i'm not knocked up'
- 08/28/06 - 'stick your head in gravy'
- 08/23/06 - 'where do we go now?'
- 08/17/06 - 'go 'head be gone with it'
- 08/11/06 - 'mutiny'
- 08/10/06 - 'everyone knows i am in over my head'
- 08/01/06 - 'you can't stop progress'
- 07/29/06 - 'dreaming southern'
- 07/27/06 - 'if i could start again, a million times away'
- 07/26/06 - 'femme-nazi'
- 07/23/06 - 'learning to fly without wings'
- 07/13/06 - 'you better let someone love you'
- 07/11/06 - 'time may change me but i can't trace time'
- 07/05/06 - 'it's decision time again'
- 06/16/06 - 'your ipod keeps secrets'
- 06/15/06 - 'smile like you mean it'
- 06/13/06 - 'normal is halfway between what you want and what you can get'
- 06/10/06 - 'tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty'
- 06/05/06 - 'i remember when i lost my mind'
- 05/31/06 - 'there is no you, there is only me'
- 05/28/06 - ' i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!'
- 05/21/06 - 'i've forgotten what i started fighting for'
- 05/17/06 - 'getting it (letting it?) out'
- 05/15/06 - 'anger is the worst'
- 05/12/06 - 'two part season finale'
- 05/09/06 - 'date older men'
- 05/08/06 - 'it's getting darker instead of lighter'
- 05/04/06 - 'the haves and the have nots'
- 05/02/06 - 'not so much'
- 04/30/06 - 'a disappointment is not the end of the world'
- 04/28/06 - 'i'm not going home with you'
- 04/27/06 - 'just couldn't catch up with his dreams'
- 04/25/06 - 'til i'm gonna need'
- 04/24/06 - 'chazu'
- 04/22/06 - 'i like to keep things simple'
- 04/19/06 - 'silent velcro'
- 04/19/06 - 'transitive verb'
- 04/17/06 - 'that's where i want to be'
- 04/16/06 - 'one entry found for sacrilege'
- 04/12/06 - 'i just want to <i>be</i> for awhile'
- 04/11/06 - 'you didn't break up his marriage, did you?'
- 04/10/06 - "i'm link happy (but not as much as tripp!)'
- 04/09/06 - 'bike messenger knocked me down'
- 04/06/06 - 'smile and nod'
- 04/02/06 - 'all in'
- 03/31/06 - 'too pedestrian'
- 03/30/06 - 'ahead of her time'
- 03/29/06 - 'and everything nice'
- 03/27/06 - 'hellmouth'
- 03/26/06 - 'nobody said it was easy'
- 03/22/06 - 'from personal experience'
- 03/20/06 - 'stumped'
- 03/18/06 - 'frogs'
- 03/18/06 - 'you get what you put in'
- 03/16/06 - 'looks like fun. can anybody play?'
- 03/15/06 - 'at least it will be your choice'
- 03/13/06 - 'g-nark'
- 03/09/06 - 'decision time again'
- 03/07/06 - 'to see if i still cared'
- 03/06/06 - 'don't tell me what i can't do'
- 03/04/06 - 'team boyland'
- 03/01/06 - 'donaldo and miguel'
- 02/28/06 - 'despite it all'
- 02/26/06 - 'what happened?'
- 02/24/06 - 'cock-a-doodle-doo'
- 02/23/06 - 'ain't nobody gonna love my ass?'
- 02/19/06 - 'he's just not that into you'
- 02/17/06 - 'rapid dismissal'
- 02/14/06 - 'miles away'
- 02/13/06 - 'the blurred line'
- 02/12/06 - 'a jolly happy soul'
- 02/11/06 - 'gotta bill in my mouth like i'm hillary rodham'
- 02/09/06 - 'oh baby'
- 02/07/06 - 'you know you got it if it makes you feel good'
- 02/05/06 - 'i can not stay in new york and be single for you'
- 02/03/06 - 'and he had to play the devil's music'
- 02/02/06 - 'it has cost them both dearly'
- 01/31/06 - 'wretched i was confounded in devastation'
- 01/30/06 - 'you've got to press it on you'
- 01/28/06 - 'dying since the day they were born'
- 01/27/06 - 'just a fading ——- reminder'
- 01/26/06 - 'it's true'
- 01/25/06 - 'a small pit'
- 01/23/06 - 'thirteenth place out of 22 people'
- 01/22/06 - 'jesus, mary, and joseph'
- 01/20/06 - 'you don't have to be sad about it'
- 01/18/06 - 'lighten up, it's just fashion'
- 01/17/06 - 'on and on and on and on'
- 01/16/06 - 'pc load letter'
- 01/14/06 - 'catcher block'
- 01/14/06 - 'admit it'
- 01/13/06 - 'a potent cocktail of reproductive fluids'
- 01/11/06 - 'i don't want you to be a copycat'
- 01/10/06 - 'oh, i think they like me'
- 01/09/06 - 'a busy nibbler'
- 01/08/06 - 'look for the pattern of behavior'
- 01/07/06 - 'before sleep…'
- 01/06/06 - 'and i only use my powers for good!'
- 01/05/06 - 'all questions asked'
- 01/04/06 - 'i'm young and i've got balls of steel'
- 01/03/06 - 'it's official'
- 01/02/06 - '8.16am - recap'
- 01/01/06 - 'pit -vs- butterflies'
2005
- 12/31/05 - 'no safety or surprise'
- 12/31/05 - 'resolve'
- 12/30/05 - 'mercury rising'
- 12/28/05 - 'der stoff aus dem die traume sind'
- 12/27/05 - 'the trick is to keep breathing'
- 12/26/05 - 'on the road again'
- 12/24/05 - 'i really do believe in you'
- 12/23/05 - 'damnnnnnn'
- 12/22/05 - 'please entertain me. i am begging you'
- 12/20/05 - 'strike one'
- 12/19/05 - 'i don't want to talk about it'
- 12/18/05 - 'jahr zeit'
- 12/17/05 - 'capture the truth'
- 12/16/05 - 'best and final offer'
- 12/14/05 - 'what's cooler than being cool?'
- 12/12/05 - 'ask for help'
- 12/11/05 - 'i'm with the band'
- 12/09/05 - 'don't get it twisted'
- 12/08/05 - 'and i will bear my soul in time'
- 12/04/05 - 'under a rock'
- 12/04/05 - 'i need to invest in a (new) conscience'
- 12/02/05 - 'sometimes i long for a crazy person like you'
- 11/29/05 - 'oliver still may be the funniest person i have ever known'
- 11/28/05 - 'the top feels so much better than the bottom!'
- 11/26/05 - 'she should know better'
- 11/24/05 - 'time goes by so slowly for those who wait'
- 11/22/05 - 'it's for you'
- 11/21/05 - 'can i have it like that?'
- 11/16/05 - 'joe, you a window shopper'
- 11/12/05 - 'i'm not myself, baby i'm foolish'
- 11/09/05 - 'bow wow wow'
- 11/06/05 - 'you can do it!'
- 11/05/05 - 'wait til you see our gal'
- 11/04/05 - 'my favorite hue is jay-z blue'
- 11/01/05 - 'time to recognize it'
- 10/29/05 - 'is that so?'
- 10/27/05 - 'gonna slap the taste right outta your mouth'
- 10/24/05 - 'the ultimate warrior'
- 10/23/05 - 'everything i wished i could be'
- 10/17/05 - 'nerd alert'
- 10/14/05 - 'man candy'
- 10/13/05 - 'feel it on my fingertips, hear at my windowpane'
- 10/12/05 - 'against my window'
- 10/11/05 - 'the song remains the same'
- 10/09/05 - 'we're gonna have a good time, we know, we know, we know'
- 10/07/05 - 'milf'
- 10/07/05 - 'lights will guide you home'
- 10/05/05 - 'rejected'
- 10/04/05 - 'dropped from a spoon'
- 09/29/05 - 'so i'd like to know where you got the notion'
- 09/27/05 - 'winning is a funny thing'
- 09/25/05 - 'without you'
- 09/20/05 - 'if her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin'
- 09/15/05 - 'the rhythm method'
- 09/14/05 - 'on the couch'
- 09/11/05 - 'to be here'
- 09/10/05 - 'the panic trick'
- 09/09/05 - '2 down, 178 to go'
- 09/05/05 - 'outburst'
- 09/04/05 - 'on the count of three everybody run back to your fantasy'
- 09/03/05 - 'trouble with you is the trouble with me'
- 09/01/05 - 'the tempest'
- 08/30/05 - '365 days'
- 08/29/05 - 'freda'
- 08/26/05 - 'this is the color of my dreams'
- 08/24/05 - 'good grief'
- 08/22/05 - 'unlimited possibilites'
- 08/20/05 - 'now i aint sayin she a gold digger (when i'm need)'
- 08/16/05 - 'make a menu of what you want from me'
- 08/09/05 - 'hokey pokey'
- 08/08/05 - 'no right turn on red'
- 08/03/05 - 'two stolen minutes'
- 08/01/05 - 'okay, so i got a word wrong'
- 07/27/05 - 'nutty wheat taste'
- 07/20/05 - 'human'
- 07/20/05 - 'like a record baby, right round, right round'
- 07/15/05 - 'a beautiful day in the neighborhood'
- 07/13/05 - 'easy to hate / easy to laugh'
- 07/10/05 - 'the jam session was a success'
- 07/07/05 - 'news'
- 07/06/05 - 'take it to the back seat, run it like a track meet'
- 07/05/05 - 'lash-tastic!'
- 07/03/05 - 'i'll know when i get there'
- 06/28/05 - 'she put that sugar on my tongue'
- 06/26/05 - 'thank you for your time'
- 06/23/05 - 'that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night'
- 06/19/05 - 'almost doesn't count'
- 06/15/05 - 'ulcers'
- 06/13/05 - 'the dark side'
- 06/12/05 - 'it's up to me'
- 06/10/05 - 'hitchin a ride'
- 06/06/05 - 'and now, a word from our sponsor'
- 06/03/05 - 'take a load off'
- 06/01/05 - 'she's an odd duck'
- 05/28/05 - 'noodle'
- 05/27/05 - 'maybe we'll crash and burn'
- 05/24/05 - 'sydney knox wilson'
- 05/23/05 - 'two nice ones. maybe three.'
- 05/21/05 - 'iso'
- 05/20/05 - 'bite my lip and close my eyes'
- 05/17/05 - 'i predict, by 3am…'
- 05/16/05 - 'he deemed it clean enough to hold up to his nose'
- 05/15/05 - 'bea arthur turned 82 on friday'
- 05/14/05 - 'talk about ghetto'
- 05/10/05 - 'rib-tickler'
- 05/08/05 - 'since i don't have you'
- 05/07/05 - 'i'm afraid i can't help it'
- 05/06/05 - 'made fresh daily'
- 05/02/05 - 'save second base'
- 04/25/05 - 'good. keep her away from me.'
- 04/24/05 - 'this shit is bananas'
- 04/23/05 - 'the time to hesitate is through'
- 04/22/05 - 'when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside'
- 04/20/05 - 'all is not lost'
- 04/17/05 - 'cold drink of water, such a sweet suprise'
- 04/16/05 - 'smoke gets in your eyes'
- 04/13/05 - 'low ball'
- 04/06/05 - 'auntie's show off page'
- 03/31/05 - 'coaxed downstairs one step at a time'
- 03/30/05 - 'inundated'
- 03/29/05 - 'fear itself'
- 03/28/05 - 'which way did he go?'
- 03/24/05 - 'hope's perpetual breath'
- 03/23/05 - 'always greener'
- 03/22/05 - 'M.O.'
- 03/21/05 - 'aren't you ashamed'
- 03/17/05 - 'kiss me, i'm . . .'
- 03/16/05 - 'the 1 or 9 uptown to 116th'
- 03/12/05 - 'coarse and common'
- 03/10/05 - 'i'm talking about you'
- 03/03/05 - 'imitation of life'
- 03/02/05 - 'for your thoughts'
- 03/01/05 - 'uncle charlie, preach!'
- 02/27/05 - 'i'll take you to the candy shop'
- 02/26/05 - 'intergalactic, planetary'
- 02/24/05 - 'happy things'
- 02/20/05 - 'news and comment'
- 02/18/05 - 'godspeed'
- 02/17/05 - 'cut. it. out.'
- 02/16/05 - 'be ready, gods, with all your thunderbolts'
- 02/13/05 - 'just respect the play i'm callin'
- 02/12/05 - 'better'
- 02/10/05 - 'twice as much'
- 02/09/05 - 'spinnin' round n round n round'
- 02/07/05 - 'your lovin' is better than gold and i know'
- 02/06/05 - 'little fish'
- 02/04/05 - 'start spreading the news'
- 02/02/05 - 'off you go'
- 01/31/05 - 'i like it… i'm not gonna crack'
- 01/30/05 - 'the queen mother'
- 01/29/05 - 'known to carry big things, if you know what i mean'
- 01/26/05 - 'oh, siiiir'
- 01/25/05 - 'teach not thy lip such scorn'
- 01/24/05 - 'too much of a good thing'
- 01/23/05 - 'put your phaser on stun, girl'
- 01/22/05 - 'i have my outfit all ready'
- 01/20/05 - 'mr roboto'
- 01/17/05 - 'i've seen enough, i'm not giving up'
- 01/13/05 - 'the most beautiful girl in the world'
- 01/11/05 - 'welcome, sadie!'
- 01/10/05 - 'the end of all our exploring'
- 01/07/05 - 'R.G.D.D.'
- 01/06/05 - 'puke'
- 01/03/05 - 'choose your destiny'
- 01/01/05 - 'don't come 'round here no mo'
2004
- 12/31/04 - 'see these ice creams?'
- 12/30/04 - 'chop chop snip'
- 12/29/04 - 'hello, hello (hola!)'
- 12/25/04 - 'a few small repairs'
- 12/24/04 - 'scowl'
- 12/21/04 - 'he talks a good game'
- 12/20/04 - 'the girl with the crimson nails has jesus round her neck'
- 12/14/04 - 'and i'm broken'
- 12/11/04 - 'the omen'
- 12/09/04 - 'like going to college'
- 12/05/04 - 'then give me my sin again'
- 12/02/04 - 'put me in the game, coach'
- 12/01/04 - 'mockingbird'
- 12/01/04 - 'i got the rolly on my arm and i'm pouring sean don
- 11/28/04 - 'throw me a frickin bone here'
- 11/27/04 - 'naughty *and* nice'
- 11/25/04 - '5 hours only friday'
- 11/23/04 - 'if you don't like it, then hey-'
- 11/21/04 - 'cicatrix'
- 11/18/04 - 'push it harder back on me'
- 11/16/04 - 'take a chance, you stupid ho'
- 11/14/04 - 'don't you worry'
- 11/11/04 - 'let's start this thing over'
- 11/09/04 - 'share beauty spread hope'
- 11/05/04 - 'drop down and get your eagle on, girl'
- 11/03/04 - 'england's looking better and better'
- 11/02/04 - 'i do not live in bush country'
- 11/01/04 - 'you don't really get it, do you?'
- 10/31/04 - 'our moms are smiling'
- 10/31/04 - 'bitches aint shit'
- 10/27/04 - 'i don't know why i came here tonight'
- 10/25/04 - 'cause its all in my head'
- 10/24/04 - 'don't look a sex horse in the mouth'
- 10/23/04 - 'i don't know about y'all'
- 10/21/04 - 'violet hole'
- 10/17/04 - 'drop'
- 10/13/04 - 'the fragile one is mine tuesday'
- 10/11/04 - 'this is me'
- 09/29/04 - it's human nature
- 09/26/04 - 'you didn't even know'
- 09/25/04 - 'the squeeze is worth the juice'
- 09/23/04 - 'it's a sin to kill a mockingbird'
- 09/22/04 - 'when the night falls silently'
- 09/21/04 - 'you stay with your man for all the wrong reasons'
- 09/20/04 - '2 legit 2 quit'
- 09/17/04 - 'you're drinking with #3'
- 09/16/04 - 'mincing along'
- 09/14/04 - 'personality crisis'
- 09/11/04 - 'too many fiestas for reuben'
- 09/09/04 - 'go U huskies'
- 09/06/04 - 'requiem'
- 09/03/04 - 'broken wings'
- 09/01/04 - 'what am i supposed to call this?'
- 08/31/04 - 'the story'
- 08/27/04 - 'i'll be your girl for all seasons'
- 08/24/04 - 'you remind me of my 12 year old daughters'
- 08/23/04 - 'we pajama'
- 08/16/04 - 'hold on for one more day'
- 08/15/04 - 'punch it, margaret'
- 08/10/04 - 'not happy when i act this way'
- 08/06/04 - 'ask me no more'
- 08/05/04 - 'idiot!'
- 08/04/04 - 'i can't tell'
- 08/03/04 - 'tryptophan makes you sleepy'
- 08/02/04 - 'excel? word.'
- 07/29/04 - 'homeward bound'
- 07/27/04 - 'ole!'
- 07/26/04 - 'decompress'
- 07/25/04 - 'take a second to reckon'
- 07/23/04 - 'you are being watched'
- 07/21/04 - 'into the wild blue yonder'
- 07/20/04 - 'four minutes 'til-'
- 07/14/04 - 'come correct'
- 07/12/04 - 'trouble ahead, trouble behind'
- 07/10/04 - 'bon fleur'
- 07/08/04 - 'pippi longstocking'
- 07/07/04 - 'as real as it may seem'
- 07/04/04 - 'she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie'
- 07/01/04 - 'until you are mine'
- 06/29/04 - 'clap clap clap'
- 06/28/04 - 'don't tell wendy'
- 06/26/04 - 'i wanna be bad with you baby'
- 06/23/04 - 'thank you for being a friend'
- 06/22/04 - 'and the living's easy'
- 06/20/04 - 'how dearly i'd love to get carried away'
- 06/17/04 - 'so put a quarter in your ass 'cause you played yourself '
- 06/15/04 - 'your guess is as good as mine'
- 06/14/04 - 'keep her coming every night'
- 06/12/04 - 'If you can reach me'
- 06/11/04 - 'oh dear'
- 06/09/04 - 'bounce, baby, out the door'
- 06/08/04 - 'memory foam'
- 06/05/04 - 'i ain't drunk enough to do that'
- 06/03/04 - 'under here'
- 06/02/04 - 'acid'
- 05/30/04 - 'your eyes they go right through'
- 05/28/04 - 'steady? are you ready?'
- 05/27/04 - 'the bobo'
- 05/25/04 - 'experience has made me rich'
- 05/24/04 - 'if i could just find you'
- 05/21/04 - 'she was writing to give him pleasure'
- 05/19/04 - 'if you havin girl problems, i feel bad for you, son'
- 05/17/04 - 'i'm not a perfect person'
- 05/13/04 - 'picnic invader'
- 05/12/04 - 'if god is a dj, life is a dance floor'
- 05/10/04 - 'yellow flag'
- 05/09/04 - 'your day'
- 05/07/04 - 'please won't you please let me suck your cock?'
- 05/05/04 - 'oh, those catholic boys'
- 05/04/04 - '…you fall in'
- 05/03/04 - 'once my lover, now my friend'
- 05/01/04 - 'do the right thing'
- 04/30/04 - 'too nice for a statesman, too proud for a wit'
- 04/29/04 - 'she's out there, counting stars'
- 04/28/04 - 'chilly'
- 04/27/04 - 'stupid girl'
- 04/26/04 - 'do you know the way to san jose?'
- 04/25/04 - 'tell them boys i'm not afraid'
- 04/24/04 - 'b-list'
- 04/24/04 - 'before i hit the floor'
- 04/22/04 - 'foiled'
- 04/21/04 - 'and many more'
- 04/20/04 - 'picture me and your misses, lit up like christmas'
- 04/19/04 - 'this is how we do it where i'm from'
- 04/18/04 - 'e'rybody's in the club getting tipsy'
- 04/17/04 - 'in the flesh'
- 04/12/04 - 'there's a hole in your arm'
- 04/11/04 - 'california dreamin'
- 04/06/04 - 'her ass is a spaceship i want to ride'
- 04/05/04 - 'back once again with the ill behavior'
- 04/03/04 - 'game on'
- 04/02/04 - 'snicker'
- 03/31/04 - 'excuses, excuses'
- 03/30/04 - 'in summation…'
- 03/26/04 - 'ain't nobody gonna love my ass?'
- 03/23/04 - 'replacement'
- 03/22/04 - 'an epistle to the apostle'
- 03/21/04 - 'a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed'
- 03/18/04 - 'i want to walk, but i run back to you'
- 03/17/04 - 'the wearin o' the green'
- 03/16/04 - 'don't forget your hat'
- 03/13/04 - 'semantic obsolesence'
- 03/12/04 - 'the fury of a disappointed woman'
- 03/10/04 - 'touching you, touching me'
- 03/09/04 - 'wrestling with shadows'
- 03/08/04 - 'got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one'
- 03/06/04 - '20/20'
- 03/04/04 - 'spit my soul through the wire'
- 03/02/04 - 'to the wire'
- 03/01/04 - 'beaming'
- 02/29/04 - 'one's stomach is one's internal environment'
- 02/26/04 - 'well, that's just fabulous'
- 02/24/04 - 'thank god for grantin' me this moment of clarity'
- 02/23/04 - 'i see your plan'
- 02/19/04 - 'the hypnagogic state'
- 02/18/04 - 'with a taste of a poison paradise'
- 02/17/04 - 'give us brilliant boys that we wanna fuck, man '
- 02/16/04 - 'there's a measure of blame on both sides'
- 02/11/04 - 'even hollywood tryin to get a piece baby'
- 02/10/04 - 'all them other cats you run with'
- 02/09/04 - 'fussy'
- 02/05/04 - 'don't want your social disease'
- 02/03/04 - 'you're already the voice inside my head'
- 02/02/04 - 'if you're nasty'
- 01/28/04 - 'december 18, 2003'
- 01/26/04 - 'change clothes and go'
- 01/25/04 - 'the kid stays in the picture'
- 01/21/04 - 'trust no one'
- 01/19/04 - 'complex'
- 01/16/04 - 'epiphany'
- 01/15/04 - 'rough justice, rough law'
- 01/14/04 - 'i'm the god damn reason you in VIP'
- 01/12/04 - 'where are you and i'm so sorry'
- 01/11/04 - 'it's the blind leading the blond'
- 01/10/04 - 'a dim bulb'
- 01/09/04 - 'congratulations!'
- 01/08/04 - 'all i know'
- 01/07/04 - 'heart and soul'
- 01/05/04 - 'drought'
2003
- 12/27/03 - 'fate fell short this time'
- 12/26/03 - 'lillies of the valley'
- 12/20/03 - 'okay'
- 12/13/03 - 'third grade'
- 12/13/03 - 'amazing grace'
- 12/12/03 - 'heart moving'
- 12/12/03 - 'you were right'
- 12/11/03 - 'don't you like it?'
- 12/08/03 - 'haze'
- 12/03/03 - 'rose white and rose red'
- 12/02/03 - 'he just don't know'
- 12/01/03 - 'bar code'
- 11/30/03 - 'warm it up'
- 11/27/03 - 'that glow is me'
- 11/24/03 - 'stars'
- 11/24/03 - 'did innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair?'
- 11/23/03 - 'get on the floor'
- 11/23/03 - 'smile when you are ready'
- 11/21/03 - 'won't lie and say this lovin's best'
- 11/20/03 - 'candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find'
- 11/18/03 - 'anything you can do, i can do better…'
- 11/17/03 - 'jackhammer'
- 11/16/03 - 'slightly unnerving'
- 11/15/03 - 'no, i don't have a gun'
- 11/14/03 - 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard'
- 11/11/03 - 'the best a man can get'
- 11/09/03 - 'what can't you see?'
- 11/07/03 - 'i'm brian fellows!'
- 11/07/03 - 'chillin' at the holiday inn'
- 11/06/03 - 'just pull on your pout and let's move to the beat'
- 11/05/03 - 'where are you?'
- 11/05/03 - 'this is the noise that keeps me awake'
- 10/31/03 - 'treat'
- 10/29/03 - 'if you don't give a damn, don't throw 'em up'
- 10/28/03 - 'be honest'
- 10/26/03 - 'seperate's always better when there's feelings involved'
- 10/24/03 - 'rock with the blue, roll with the white'
- 10/23/03 - 'i'd make it worth your while'
- 10/21/03 - 'Is that your ass or your momma have reindeer?'
- 10/20/03 - 'legion of doom'
- 10/19/03 - 'so hard to resist'
- 10/17/03 - 'the kissy monster!'
- 10/15/03 - 'think back and talk to me'
- 10/14/03 - 'indians discovered columbus'
- 10/14/03 - 'makes…me..giggly'
- 10/11/03 - 'just stop'
- 10/07/03 - 'pop quiz, hotshot'
- 10/06/03 - 'but you're just a little girl'
- 10/03/03 - 'i think i'd be good for you'
- 10/02/03 - 'bumblebee'
- 09/29/03 - 'i guess she can be nice sometimes'
- 09/28/03 - 'it's normal'
- 09/27/03 - 'i've never been here before'
- 09/26/03 - 'i'm a dick / addicted to you'
- 09/24/03 - 'the tears of a clown'
- 09/23/03 - 'bring your good times, and your laughter, too'
- 09/22/03 - 'bien dans sa peau'
- 09/17/03 - 'who loves ya, baby?'
- 09/16/03 - 'stay on target'
- 09/15/03 - 'in my snootiest girl-bitch voice'
- 09/11/03 - 'and now?'
- 09/10/03 - 'i'm single, let's mingle'
- 09/08/03 - 'bloody hell'
- 09/07/03 - 'languid'
- 09/06/03 - 'two out of three ain't bad'
- 09/05/03 - 'sunbeam, sparkle, and shine'
- 09/04/03 - 'i'm ready to stop when you are'
- 09/03/03 - 'coo coo ca-choo'
- 09/02/03 - 'to see if i still cared'
- 08/31/03 - 'life ain't easy for a boy named sue'
- 08/29/03 - 'turn me on, til the break of dawn'
- 08/29/03 - 'somehow i made it through'
- 08/26/03 - 'mama bear'
- 08/25/03 - 'snoot'
- 08/23/03 - 'any way you want it'
- 08/22/03 - 'put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime'
- 08/21/03 - 'what might have been'
- 08/20/03 - 'timbs for my hooligans in brooklyn'
- 08/17/03 - 'some writers i know are damn devils'
- 08/14/03 - 'running water is never stagnant'
- 08/13/03 - 'i'm just a slow learner'
- 08/12/03 - 'chasing our tails'
- 08/11/03 - 'an apple for the teacher'
- 08/10/03 - 'it's a vicious cycle'
- 08/08/03 - 'rock this party like a debutante'
- 08/07/03 - 'and i still got love for the streets'
- 08/02/03 - 'hiss'
- 07/30/03 - 'naughty girls need love, too'
- 07/28/03 - 'life is a highway'
- 07/27/03 - 'all the leaves are brown'
- 07/25/03 - 'swimfan'
- 07/24/03 - 'the star chamber'
- 07/23/03 - 'fake out'
- 07/21/03 - 'tear my heart out'
- 07/14/03 - ' i wanna get lost'
- 07/12/03 - 'keep it in the family'
- 07/09/03 - 'the upper crust'
- 07/08/03 - 'dingleberry'
- 07/07/03 - 'lay on my chest'
- 07/03/03 - 'open your heart to me'
- 07/02/03 - 'entertainment, consumed like food'
- 06/30/03 - 'you are still lame - no changes'
- 06/27/03 - 'spunky'
- 06/26/03 - 'a small wonder'
- 06/24/03 - 'talk is [not] cheap'
- 06/21/03 - ' a mysterious message from a stranger'
- 06/19/03 - 'glow'
- 06/17/03 - 'toxicity'
- 06/16/03 - 'ring my bell'
- 06/12/03 - 'flattery is the food of fools'
- 06/11/03 - 'aw, honey, honey'
- 06/09/03 - 'but not in this lifetime'
- 06/06/03 - 'let the ego speak (for once)'
- 06/04/03 - 'amalgam'
- 06/01/03 - 'curse missed opportunities (am i)'
- 05/30/03 - 'lately i'm not the only one'
- 05/28/03 - 'four clocks chiming three'
- 05/27/03 - 'i feel just like a local god when i'm with the boys'
- 05/26/03 - 'where do i go to fall from grace?'
- 05/23/03 - 'i'm ready and hyped plus i'm amped'
- 05/22/03 - 'animal boything'
- 05/20/03 - 'don't say that later would be better'
- 05/19/03 - 'i sometimes have sick fancies'
- 05/16/03 - 'in too deep already'
- 05/15/03 - 'shades of grey'
- 05/12/03 - 'all thriller, no filler'
- 05/08/03 - 'love's a broken record that's been skipping in my head'
- 05/06/03 - 'reminisce about all the good times daily'
- 05/02/03 - 'He met marmalade down in old moulin rouge'
- 05/01/03 - 'spring fling'
- 04/30/03 - 'i love you like a fat kid love cake'
- 04/29/03 - 'speared'
- 04/28/03 - 'picture snoopy's happy dance'
- 04/26/03 - 'spaghetti pool'
- 04/24/03 - 'a love you don't find every day'
- 04/23/03 - 'ballerina girl'
- 04/22/03 - 'if you were my girlfriend'
- 04/21/03 - 'with a love like that…'
- 04/20/03 - 'bridezilla'
- 04/17/03 - '3 am eternal'
- 04/15/03 - 'karma's a bitch'
- 04/14/03 - 'she's such a slut'
- 04/10/03 - 'what's wrong with fake boobs?'
- 04/09/03 - 'who's next?'
- 04/04/03 - 'talk to me, boy'
- 04/03/03 - 'when there's trust there'll be treats'
- 04/02/03 - 'many many many many men'
- 04/01/03 - 'swollen with longing'
- 03/28/03 - 'there's no place like home'
- 03/27/03 - 'hold onto sixteen as long as you can'
- 03/26/03 - 'i support our troops'
- 03/24/03 - "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel"
- 03/20/03 - 'like buttah'
- 03/19/03 - 'it wasn't me'
- 03/18/03 - 'off with her head!'
- 03/17/03 - 'erin go braugh'
- 03/15/03 - 'got every man in here wishin'
- 03/14/03 - 'can't help myself'
- 03/13/03 - 'knocked out by my nunga-nungas'
- 03/12/03 - 'all my pride is all i had'
- 03/10/03 - 'you do it to yourself'
- 03/08/03 - 'guess i'm just a dumb girl'
- 03/07/03 - 'good night, dogbreath'
- 03/06/03 - 'something has come over me'
- 03/04/03 - 'conversations kill'
- 03/03/03 - 'sip bacardi like it's your birthday'
- 03/02/03 - 'i'm a bitch, i'm a lover…'
- 02/28/03 - 'beep beep, yeah'
- 02/26/03 - 'pot, kettle.'
- 02/24/03 - 'you give me fever'
- 02/21/03 - 'will you read yours?'
- 02/20/03 - 'it must be a sign'
- 02/18/03 - 'shimmy shimmy coco pop'
- 02/15/03 - 'in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey'
- 02/14/03 - 'and la maid at your window'
- 02/13/03 - 'and you need to stop frontin'
- 02/11/03 - 'accidentally untitled'
- 02/10/03 - 'something holds me hypnotized…
- 02/07/03 - 'irony!'
- 02/06/03 - 'explode'
- 02/05/03 - 'falling action'
- 02/04/03 - 'evolution is explained'
- 02/03/03 - 'yes, i've lost my mind'
- 02/02/03 - 'change position'
- 01/31/03 - 'whoops'
- 01/30/03 - 'now, the weather outside is frightful'
- 01/29/03 - 'the chicken dance'
- 01/28/03 - 'if i were green i would die'
- 01/24/03 - 'in a restless world like this is'
- 01/22/03 - 'mirror image'
- 01/21/03 - 'slip'
- 01/18/03 - 'goodbye'
- 01/17/03 - 'a serviceable substitute for wit'
- 01/16/03 - 'burnt like toast'
- 01/15/03 - 'the good housekeeping award'
- 01/14/03 - 'jammers'
- 01/11/03 - 'bamboo earrings, at least 2 pair'
- 01/09/03 - 'words can't bring you down'
- 01/08/03 - '36 DDD'
- 01/07/03 - 'depending on who you have in the room'
- 01/06/03 - 'in pursuit of smut'
- 01/05/03 - 'and im yellin i cant tell ya'
- 01/04/03 - 'who said that?'
- 01/03/03 - 'you're totally sprung on him, aren't you?'
- 01/02/03 - 'clear as mud'
- 01/01/03 - 'aught three, baby!'
2002
- 12/31/02 - 'the facts of life'
- 12/30/02 - 'i know something you don't know'
- 12/27/02 - 'tell me the truth'
- 12/26/02 - 'bad dog'
- 12/25/02 - 'it is right to give him thanks and praise'
- 12/24/02 - 'spot on'
- 12/23/02 - 'can't see the forest for the trees'
- 12/21/02 - 'ive always been the one to blame'
- 12/20/02 - 'its christmas, goddamn it'
- 12/19/02 - 'the lad is a miniature percussionist'
- 12/18/02 - 'the most dangerous game'
- 12/17/02 - 'she hangs upon the cheek of night'
- 12/15/02 - 'and then'
- 12/14/02 - 'yours in anticipation…'
- 12/13/02 - 'i'm trying to make a dial tone'
- 12/12/02 - 'a weakness'
- 12/11/02 - 'sextypething'
- 12/10/02 - 'come sail away' (AUGH)
- 12/09/02 - 'trojan explosion'
- 12/08/02 - 'im not a playa'
- 12/07/02 - 'full service'
- 12/06/02 - 'i like getting dicked over'
- 12/05/02 - 'and as long as you love me so…'
- 12/04/02 - 'somebody snitched on me'
- 12/03/02 - 'i cold chill at a party in a b-boy's stance'
- 12/02/02 - 'infantile'
- 11/30/02 - 'oui'
- 11/29/02 - 'all my thoughts get in the way'
- 11/28/02 - 'thanks'
- 11/27/02 - 'can we be a family?'
- 11/27/02 - 'low sodium'
- 11/26/02 - 'guilty as charged'
- 11/25/02 - 'drums'
- 11/22/02 - 'violate all the love that i'm missin'
- 11/21/02 - 'and i said it once before but it bears repeating'
- 11/21/02 - 'tempt not a desperate man'
- 11/20/02 - 'i'm gonna close my body now'
- 11/19/02 - 'do you bite your thumb at us, sir?'
- 11/18/02 - 'put my thang down, flip it, and reverse it'
- 11/17/02 - 'wake me up before you go'
- 11/16/02 - 'not so fast, fred'
- 11/16/02 - 'as a skunk'
- 11/15/02 - 'holla at your boy'
- 11/14/02 - 'buck up, sailor'
- 11/13/02 - 'i can't get warm'
- 11/12/02 - 'back once again with the ill behavior'
- 11/12/02 - 'just give me the light'
- 11/07/02 - 'the trick is to keep breathing'
- 11/07/02 - 'kiss me, i'm german'
- 11/06/02 - 'fuck all this'
- 11/05/02 - 'you're a good girl and that's what makes me trust you'
- 11/05/02 - 'like i love you'