'best and final offer'

every now and then i am sincerely happy to not be in a relationship. i feel like that goes entirely against what i should be feeling as a 28 year old single gal. i just enjoy being drama, complication-free in that arena. being spectator to so many other relationships i see many things i know i don't want one day.

the gwen stefani show at madison square garden last night was fantastic. i'd like to give particular proprs to whoever deseves it -the performer? the venue- for the fact that instead of hawking generic light beer, the men who run up and down the rows at MSG sell champagne. beautiful.

sara and i could not stop marvelling about how awesome gwen is to be able to make extremely high-waisted shorts look fashionable.

do you need a way to tell that special someone you gave them an STD? check this out. my favorite is the man in the towel. the tone is a little flip though, eh?