'thirteenth place out of 22 people'

petunia

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23 jan 2006 :: 09:13pm

yesterday driving back from staunton there was a gignormous porn store right off the highway. i saw it at least a mile away. as i was about to pass it i noticed a large billboard just a bit ahead of it that said, "what do you have to lose by using porn? EVERYTHING!" it showed a 1050s looking family huddled together. i would like to take notice of more detail next time i go through there. like, who sponsored it? some crazy religious organization or maybe just someone who has had a really bad experience with porn and wants to save citizens driving down I-81 from a similar fate?

as i was just searching for the anti-porn billboard online, i found this quiz. i feel confident knowing that i am not addicted to pornography. particularly when i can answer no to questions like, "do you drive around unfamiliar neighborhoods (cruise) hoping to find places where pornography is available?" and especially, "do you dig through other people's garbage to find pornography?

one of the WWE wrestlers (edge's) new schtick is that he is the 'rated R superstar.' his taking of the world champion belt last week culminated in a large bed being set up in the middle of the ring where he and his girlfriend were purportedly going to do it in front of the audience. of course there was no such thing because someone ran out, etc. BUT wrestling is really quite nuts to be at these levels, no? i wonder where it will be in like 5 years if in 2006 there are 'live sex celebrations.' (yes, of course i am still watching it.)

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