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petunia

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12 may 2007 :: 12:37pm

patrick dempsey, paris hilton, and goldberg are going to be in little ole staunton monday night. no shit!

i wish i could be cool enough to say i didn't care and not be feverishly making sure my path crosses some celebrity itinerary, but i am so not.

of particular mirth to me is the inclusion of staunton as "ONE OF THE PARTY CAPITALS OF AMERICA."  holla.