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Parenting: Duckface
Daddy-ism #562: The exact moment you relent to your daughter’s ceaseless pleas to paint your lips with bright pink lip gloss is also the same exact moment your preteen neighbor will ring the door bell to sell you a magazine.
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Parenting: I guess gloves are absorbent
Her: “Daaaaaaaad. Do I havta wash my hands?”
Me: “Yes. We always wash our hands after going to the potty.”
Her, exasperated: “But … I *had* my gloves on!”
Me, befuddled: “Wait. You were wearing those when you wiped?”
Her, hopeful: “Yeah! So do I havta?”
Me: “Uh, yeah! And put those gloves in the laundry room on the way.”
Her, stomping away: “DAAAAADDD!!!!”
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Parenting/Life: Perfect moment
Somedays you are lucky enough to have a perfect moment. Lying on the couch with my daughter nestled in next to me, the sun beaming in through the window and the clouds unfolding overhead, enveloped in the warmth of her pink, bunny rabbit blanket, I found my perfect moment.
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Parenting: Perfect
I had a moment today. It’s one of those specks in the sea of our lives that stand out, like a tiny island. It wasn’t monumental or life-changing. It simply … was.
Rebekah and I had walked up to the bus stop and sat down in a neighbor’s driveway, back against their minivan and in what shade it afforded. She instructed me in the proper way to sit “criss-cross applesauce,” or what we old fogies learned as “Indian-style.” Then she sat in my lap and we waited for the bus to come. Simply waited.
The weather was beautiful, there was a light breeze blowing. The blades of grass danced about and a tree nearby was resplendent in a pink spring gown of flowers. People drove past or waved from bicycles and Rebekah chattered away to me about this and that, kicked back in my lap and looked up at me leisurely. And I simply sat there, and held her, and tried to soak it all in.
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Parenting: The sweetest song
“The birds are telling me I’m their mommy!”
Birdsong has been described a lot of ways, but I think I like my three-year-old’s the best.