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a collection of reflections by people i have known

by ray

On Monday, Reed got off the bus and told me he voted for president at school. About a thousand thoughts ran through my mind as I asked: “Oh, really?” then paused before asking, “And who did you vote for?” while not quite sure I could handle the answer I might get. You see, I haven’t really discussed the election a bunch with the kids because, well, they’re kids. Reed knows we go to vote and how it’s something important, but I’m not the parent who actively pushes a candidate or idea on a five-year-old.

In his best, clearly-enunciated child’s voice, he says, “Barack Obama.”

“Oh, yeah?” I ask with a smile. “Why’d you vote for him.”

“Because.” and then adding an explanation in case I didn’t already know: “He’s the best.”

Later on Tuesday evening, we were talking about voting again, where I mentioned that in a few years when he turns 18 he’ll get to vote to.

“But I already voted. Yesterday.”

Such was his earnestness, I didn’t dare disabuse him of the notion that Kindergardeners could vote in national elections. It was just to sweet an idea.

He’s really getting engaged with conversations now. Tonight, for instance, we were discussing something he’d written in school today. The sheet had a drawing of a mountain and the words “George Washington is on a mountain. He is dead. He is our first president.” Interestingly, this prompted a discussion that ranged from Washington to Mount Rushmore to the Revolutionary War, Constitutional Congress, the monarchy in England and then he asks “Not the emperor?” So I tried to explain the difference between a king and an emperor, and how we typically think of emperors as being in Japan or China, wherein he noted that the emperor’s birthday is next month. Looking at the calendar, I found he was spot on. Then we started talking about China, and how they don’t have an emperor anymore, and then what communism is, versus what a democracy is. 

Neat, huh?

Oh, and as we were reading his encyclopedia tonight going over land features (mountains, valleys and such), he noted he’d seen lots of signs for McCain – “Plain”. I can just imagine him wondering where the McCain plain is on his map.

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by ray

Dear John,
It’s not me, it’s you. I know that years and years ago there used to be an ‘almost’ thing between us. But that was a long time ago. I was a different person then, and so were you. Now, it’s like I don’t even know you anymore, like you’re trying to be somebody you’re not. I have to say, I don’t really like the man you’ve become.

Look, I’ve heard it all before. You’re “almost there.” You’re “gonna win this one.” But I know the truth. You’re almost out of money and time. Why else would you have waited so long to call? 

So please, stop calling me. It’s been three times today already. You’re waking up the kids. I’ve moved on with my life; you need to do the same. Besides, you’ve got whats-her-face now. She seems like just a six pack and a shotgun away from a party.

You’ve made your choices. Now I’ve made mine. And, no, I’m not waiting until Tuesday; I already did it. It’s over, so stop calling me to talk about how your ‘tax policy’ would be so good for my ‘bottom line’. I know your game, so try selling that one to the Alaskan. Maybe she’ll even tell you to ‘drill here, drill now.” I sure won’t.

-Ray

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by ray

Okay, I don’t know why no one else seems to have noticed this but:

Is it just me, or is Sarah Palin basically just George Bush with a vagina?

Seriously, I’m having flashbacks to the 2000 campaign. All this psuedo-folksy, rural drawl bullshit that falls out of Palin’s mouth is seemingly verbatim dim-wittedness from Bush. Apparently, people like that shit. Or, at least 51% of people, given our last two presidential elections. But, really, can this country take any more Bush/bush?

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by ray

There was an interesting discussion today on ‘talk of the nation’ about Sarah Palin vis a vis the working mom and what that says about modern feminism. Seeing as how they only took call from women, I found the conversation a bit one sided. That, and it was about Palin, so of course there was that lingering barf taste in my mouth. Nonetheless, as a society we discuss motherhood as if it were some kind of factor in job performance, but we never do that with regard to fatherhood. 

Does that just mean, in general, dads suck at being dads? Or that only women worry about this crap. Hmm. 

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by tripp

In a similar vein, but made by my friend Mike at work:

Dude, I invented the friggin Blackberry.  Have you heard of it?

Dude, I invented the friggin Blackberry. Have you heard of it?

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by tripp

Seriously, you’d think they would know better:

“He did this,” Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. “Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you’re looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that’s what he did.”

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by tripp

You might be in trouble when Karl Rove says you have gone too far and stretched the truth too much

Hey, McCain — time to rethink your campaign strategy. Even Fox News is giving you crap now.

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