madeofglass.com

a collection of reflections by people i have known

by tripp

Everyone knows enough at this point to agree we are in the middle of some deep shit, economy-wise. But here are 3 or 4 links to remind you of just how insane it might be:

Happy Monday!

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by ray

Okay, so it looks like perhaps, just maybe, all the geniuses on Wall Street and in the Treasury who a) started this whole mess and b) said they knew how to get us out of this mess might, in fact, c) not really know what the heck they’re doing. So, how much worse could you do?

Let’s open this up for discussion: the government hands you $770 billion to fix this country. What would you do with it?

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by ray

Are you serious? We’re actually even considering letting this administration “fix” something else before leaving office?

I posit George Bush has been akin to the anti-Forrest Gump. Whereas for loveable Forrest was a dimwit who blundered his way into unbelievable success, Bush is an unloveable dimwit who has blundered this nation into an abysmal morass of failure. 

So, before we go doling out 700 BILLION no-strings-attached dollars (that’s the equivalent of, oh, six more years in Iraq, in case you’re counting) to his henchmen, I hope you don’t mind that I have just a couple of simple questions:

  1. After September 11, you said those responsible would pay. How’s that working out? I mean, minus the fact that you essentially let him go in Afghanistan so you could fight a totally unnecessary and ultimately counterproductive war in a completely different country.
  2. How do you assign someone who despises the United Nations to be the ambassador to the United Nations?
  3. You say we’re fighting evil doers but then set up hidden prisons to detain and torture people. I say this as a preface to asking: which Bible are you reading again?
  4. Your “Clean Skies” program actually put more pollutants into the air. In college, did you major in Irony?
  5. You authorized illegal wiretapping of American citizens. You broke the Constitution. You intentionally manipulated the will of Congress through ‘signing statements.’ Are you aware of the definition of ‘asshat’?

There’s more. Like, how can you fail at being the manager of the Texas Rangers and think you’re qualified for the office of President. I wouldn’t hire you as a shift manager at Denny’s. Why is it that everything you do is wrong and turns into a flaming shitball of failure? Are you cursed? Should I pity you? 

And now, now we’re going to have an American fire sale, squeeze the last bit of cash out of our coffers and into the pockets of your minions before you are gone. To think: I was done hating you because, really, after Iraq, how could you fuck up anything worse? It’s inconceivable. But by gosh golly, here we are. So, maybe that’s like a success? You win at failing?

To think if 260 people voted the other way in 2000 … 

I’m aghast.

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by tripp

I posted this article last week, but hadn’t finished it and wanted to draw your attention to this passage:

Our new Chinese creditors have demanded their first payment. Several times in the last week, Chinese officials have stated in no uncertain terms that they would be VERY UNHAPPY if their Fannie and Freddie bonds weren't honored in full. Forget the Fed: US economic conditions are now dictated by the People's Bank of China.

This is not surprising, though I do find it terrifying. In my youth, I was an ardent supporter of isolationism. That has change as I have aged and gotten less black-and-white about the world.

However, I was unaware of how deeply our financial system was now tied owned by the Chinese. Of course, this was all written before the events this weekend and today.

Given the news today, I’m more than sold that we are in deep shit.*

How will we climb out of this hole? In my head, we end up getting bailed out by the rest of world…which just places us more in their debt. That can’t be good. Is it too pessimistic to think this could actually be what undermines us as a world power?

* Unrelated a bit, but still amazing: McCain’s economic plans (you know, the ones that rely on him selling that there is nothing wrong with the economy) are so bad that Greenspan hates them and McCain’s economic adviser doesn’t want him talking about deficit reductions. Oops.

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by tripp

I’m still sickly, but feel less miserable than yesterday. Today my throat is simply a sharp pain when I swallow and my head is halfway clear. Fever seems much more under control. Yeah, maybe I shouldn’t have been at work yesterday. Here’s hoping I didn’t take down half the dev team.

I have a bunch of links for your amusement. Mainly because I had zillions of tabs open from playing catchup on Sunday after being in Seattle.

  • mightygodking linked to this msnbc article about calories being displayed on nyc food menus. I knew this was coming, but it is awesome to read that SF and Santa Clara are next up. Actually, as I stated reading about it, I wonder why/how we had escaped. I’ve already gotten freakish about food and ingredients the last several years (due to living here and things like “Omnivore’s Dilemma.” Soon I can prove I’m a little less crazy. In this area.
  • How much banks have traditionally borrowed from the Federal Reserve. Yes, you’re seeing that correctly. Maybe 5 billion in 1985, which was the most. Until this year. By a factor of 25. So far. Click though and weep, my friends. This is intense shit, something most people still seem to be failing to grasp. I read this morning that an attack on Iran could send oil skyrocketing, further wrecking the economy. The prime mortgages appear to up next for failure. More banks are going to close. None of this is a joke. And it is being said that we are “in the second inning of a severe, protracted recession.” This shit has another 18 months at least.
  • in lighter news, here is 100 and some pictures of drunk girls making out. (don’t tell me I don’t know what you expect.) also, much like 2 girls, 1 cup (but less traumatic) is cakefarts.com and puddingfarts.com. Don’t do it. (Also, Lisa sent me these last week and I tried really hard to never speak of them again. But I failed.)
  • I’m going to follow that with the most terrifying thing I have heard in weeks: the guy on the bus in Canada who beheaded the guy he was sitting next to. Seriously, this is beyond fucked up.
  • This is followed again by some lighter stuff — 10 reasons to date a unicorn and postcards from yo mamma. I know you and you will find at least one of these amusing. Maybe both.

That’s enough for now. Merry Christmas!

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by ray

Wow. This site is worth $2100? I think it’s time Tripp put some rims on this mutha…

Just kidding. About the rims, I mean.

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by ray

As the Dubya asks for more money, try wrapping your head around how much cash is being taken out of your pocket…to protect us from those non-existent weapons of mass destruction.

 Visual representation here.

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