LIFEGUARD STANDS SWITCHING TO COUCHES

i am waiting for a guy to come look at my couch and hopefully buy it and take it away. he is now 12 minutes late. i am only slightly annoyed because as soon as he leaves i am going to the beach. he hasnt called. argh. i also only got about 2 hours of sleep last night. mainly because i stayed out way longer than i wanted to and ended up taking a cab out to coney island with my best friend from high school and some random girl we met at a bar. im not hungover because i didnt really drink, but i am feeling the effects of lack of sleep about now. who meets 2 guys at a bar and decides to go along with them on their crazy adventure to coney island at 4am? a. it costs about $40+ to get there. b. its pretty mad ghetto all around coney island at that time except if you're on the beach or boardwalk. c. she didnt know us from adam.
in the end, it turned out to be a pretty cool adventure. the 3 of us fell asleep for a little bit all sitting in the same lifeguard stand. what a picture. and it wasnt some random hookup either. it was totally platonic and innocent fun. she was crazy cute though. although she also talked like she just walked off the set of laguna beach. she was from the oc. btw, the dude still isnt here to pick up the couch. he is now 21 min late.