Life observation #487:
Listening to Hall & Oates ("I Can't Go For That") in an elevator, on your iPod, with other people standing with you is totally weird. It's like muzak but you're doing it to yourself. It hurt my head.
Also, this was not intended as a post to discuss why I'm listening to Hall & Oates.
Two posts right in a row. Sorry, but: it's Friday.
And I love you Cheetos.
This is what Friday afternoons were made for.
i love cheetos, too. but not that much.
One question: where can I get some purple socks like that? I love the handles still on the party bag. Classic.
An article about a man who sleeps with cars. Seriously.
"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay."
Not quite in the same league as jo buddies, but I'm unsure if that is better or worse.
And no gay stuff.
Because I do love to post the awesome craigslist ads, here is another one in the series for your enjoyment (parts 1, 2 and 3):
(via mightygodking)
How exactly does one translate 'foshizzle'?
delicately.
Proving that there is something for everyone online, here is a blog documenting what claudia wore in the Babysitters' Club series.
Seriously.
I think this tops the post I saw yesterday about gimps gone wild (nsfw).
And I might the only person to put those two topics/sites together.
This man has robot girlfriends.
Where to begin?
It has a chatbot which controls the speech. It also has a teledildonic device. Teledildonic devices were invented in the '90s so that people could have sex through an internet connection. If you plug that into a lifesize doll it makes the doll able to feel what is going on. In this way you have the first sex doll that can consent in English to what you are doing to it.
(via fimoculous)
Update: mightygodking posts about dilton doiley (a minor Archie comics character) having a sex doll. It's on the brain today, clearly.
I have Hall & Oates' Private Eyes ON VINYL.
Then why haven't I seen a video of a dance to it?
I heart Hall and Oates. So many people sample their music because they're awesome!