'i get live'

on instant messenger:

friend: good site

tripp: thank goodness

tripp: i have been needing this store for a whlle

tripp: now jesus wont care if i stick things up my butt

friend: as long as you're married

tripp: oh wait

friend: then you can stick anything up your ass you want

tripp: "She said that the site did not stock anything to do with pornography or nudity, nor does it sell sado-masochistic or anal items."

tripp: and the 'tip of their day' from their site is:

tripp: "A treasure hunt… with sex toys as the prizes and clues insinuating what will happen when they reach the end…. Which of course will be you hiding in a cupboard or somewhere similar…."

tripp: who hides in a cupboard as a sexy surprise?

friend: what's "similar" to a cupboard?

friend: the dishwasher?

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moleskin hacks
so hipster, but id like to be able to find this page later.

dog gets stuck in a pipe
is it mean to laugh at this? cause that picture is damn funny.