connie chung signoff

so kurt sends me a video of connie chung singing as a goodbye for some cable show she was doing. he hypes it up as 'terrifying.'

even that couldnt prepare me for the horror that follows.

tripp: this is awful

kurt: keep watching

kurt: i know it hurts

tripp: im not even finding it funny

tripp: it burns

kurt: i'm not sure it's actually funny

kurt: i think i only laughed because i didn't know what else to do

tripp: getting off the pianno? she grunts?

kurt: yeah

kurt: that's the worst part

tripp: why didnt someone stop her?

kurt: dunno

kurt: do you think she's high?

tripp: i want to vomit

kurt: check out the expression on the piano players face

tripp: yeah

tripp: i need a drink

kurt: i'm way ahead of you