prelude to a (pretend) fight

me: let’s say i gave you money.
roxy: um…
me: let’s say i gave you money in order to have a 3some. would you be more or less disgusted by this?
roxy: stop right now.
me: what if i gave you 5000 dollars? would you feel gross for basically giving in to prostitution? or would you take the money and realize how important it was to me?
roxy: i’m not having this conversation.
me: but really, i can see both sides. which would it be?
roxy: …

people wonder how she puts up with me. and, in typing this out, i realize that perhaps they have a point.

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5 Comments

  1. The Notorious M.E.G. The Notorious M.E.G. says:

    That made me laugh, love it!

  2. lisa.meow. lisa.meow. says:

    everyone has their price. hers is apparently much higher. i thought you were practicing being a good kitty??? no??? as you say, go eat some cheese.

    xoxo.

  3. linda hirw petunia says:

    still bent on the threesome thing, are ya? poor guy.

  4. bitzao bitzao says:

    when you say 3some, do you mean with another girl, or with another guy? or does it matter? just saying….

  5. The Notorious M.E.G. The Notorious M.E.G. says:

    Tru that, Bitzao…

    At least he left it open for her – Tripp don’t discriminate.

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