while i leave it up to you to guess how many of these i say (often), here is a list of 50 things you shouldn’t utter including:

This is my favorite Creed song.

We met on eHarmony.com.

So I was reading The Fountainhead …

Id like to order the NASCAR-themed checks, please.

and my favorite:
I respect the jurys verdict. But I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive. Therefore, I am commuting the portion of Mr. Libbys sentence that required him to spend thirty months in prison.

[via fimoculous]

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