more on tornados, j.o.'s and the golden girls
tripp
::28 nov 2007 :: 12:03pm
look, sincerely, i didnt want to keep this conversation going. ok, that's a lie. talking about all this makes me laugh way too much. and if you are tuning in late, you need a primer in tornados, j.o.'s and the golden girls.
because the whole topic is…frightening, i won't attach names to this followup, though i can claim no credit for the following. it was just too good not to share.
friend #1 finds a link to "Trannyshack presents The Golden Girls: The X-Mas Episodes", where trannies dress up as the golden girls and re-enact episodes of the show. here in sf, of course.
friend #2 follows this link up with the following:
2 questions come to mind:
1. Is it gay to j.o. Into a tornado with a guy dressed as a Golden Girl?
2. What is more of a turn off while j.o.ing to Helen Hunt in Mad About
You, an actual Golden Girl walking in on you or a dude walking dressed
as a GG walking in on you? Bonus question: is it gay if he watches you
finish (but does not participate)?Discuss
this is why i love my friends. and surely i can't be the only one who finds this funny on a very high scale.
also, the fact that question #2 is both valid and well-reasoned in my mind both delights and concerns me.

I'm still waiting for some discussion on the subject….
Signed, friend #2
my take:
1. Not necessarily. It depends on a lot of factors, none of which actually have to do with the tornado or the Golden Girls.
2. A guy cross-dressing as a Golden Girl would be a bigger turn-off. Not gay if he watches me.*
* Because if it was, then all those webcam movies I made and let dudes watch would make me Fhu-laming.**
** Actually, it's not gay because there is nothing gay about it. If you disagree, I need more details to be able to discuss further.
And now I ask — what if you are masturbating to a dude dressed as a Golden Girl?