stuff stuff stuff! the internets exploded over the weekend or something. here are some items to make monday go a little faster:

the 7 steps of a cinephile. scary, as i believe i am in stage 5, possibly six already. i burned out after being sick and im not sure im back up to speed. or if i will ever be. i mean, stage 6 is:

Ages 42-45/ watch only Reality TV and Internet porn, get drunk alone, send mass emails linking to Armond White reviews

sounds ok to me.

how about information about listerine’s “24 hour protection, use twice a day” marketing spiel? i can’t get over how dumb this is.

april talking about how grownup she is now and how, upon seeing michael jordan last night she didn’t say: “I’m wearing your underwear!” or “I’ll bring the toast if you bring the Space Jam!” which actually makes me sad a little. because both comments are actually really genius.

somehow, denver is named the drunkest city in america. granted, if i lived there, i would be drunk a lot. but i don’t see how it beats…vegas, say.

“my perfect christmas” by james caan. words fail me. so i will quote:

You know what I like to do at Christmas time? Fuck broads – that’s what I like to do. It’s long been a practice of mine to spread peace and goodwill to all womankind during the yuletide period – skinny broads, fat broads, big titty broads, broads with glass eyes, prosthetic legs and sometimes – God forbid – ugly broads with no fuckin’ right to have my dick in them. So that’s what I like to do at yuletide – and if you don’t like it, you can stick up your ass.

it only gets better from there. man, that makes me laugh.

blogging turn 10 years old. dec 17, 1997. which is mildly interesting, as mog started 1 year later, the end of 1998. and i was blogging from them on…so 9 years now for us? wow. no wonder there are thousands of posts on here. guess we were among the early ones afterall. i usually don’t toot horns, but matthew has said this bit for years. and finally, ill accept it. we were blogging before it was cool. and perhaps after it was cool too.

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