badgers, parties, cursing and more!

Some happy links on a Thursday:

Australian Kid Isn't Sorry About Huge Party. At first, I thought this was an Onion article. But it isn't. It's a new report. A real one. And it's awesome, especially at the end. And I'm not taking my glasses off. They're famous.

Britain denies releasing badgers in Iraq. "We have not released giant badgers in Basra, and nor have we been collecting eggs and releasing serpents into the Shatt al-Arab river."

Diane Keaton saying "fuck" on Good Morning America: ""Those lips, I love them. I would like to have lips like that. Then I wouldn't have worked on my f**king personality. Excuse me, my personality. If I had lips like yours, I'd be better off. My life would be better. I would be married. I have these thin lips."

And AT&T "is seriously considering plans to examine all the traffic it carries for potential violations of U.S. intellectual property laws." It's only a matter of time before this happens, isn't it? That or we have to reform copyright law immediately. And even that might not stop this type of madness.