umma do me

On the way back from picking up burritos for TV night with Kurt, Mike and John, I heard one of the strangest and worst songs ever on the radio. So bad, in fact, that I had to call both of the other cars and tell them to tune in. The culprit? 'Umma Do Me' by Rocko.

The chorus is this:
You just do you, umma do me .. umma do me .. umma do me
You just do you, umma do me .. umma do me .. umma do me
Wanna see how its done? Then watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me
Wanna see how its done? Then watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me

I'm not making this up. The chorus of this song is about having a woman watch him masturbate so she can see how its done. As I said to everyone after we listened to this — rap has declined so that it is no longer about bragging about laying women, now rap brags about having women watch the rappers masturbate.

Here is the song — this is the dirty version, but there are no visuals. I doubt you are missing anything:

This prompted a whole range of topics throughout TV night, mainly revolving around us saying "umma do me" about almost everything. But the kicker became one of our theoretical discussions, the ones I love so much. This one actually had us 3 to 1 about the answer, so I promised to put it in a poll, so that the rest of the Internet could help settle this. So here it is:

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