This man has robot girlfriends.

Where to begin?

1. I need to set him up with this girl.
2. Eric and I have been texting for weeks about him being a pleasurebot. Don’t ask. But yes, more robot sex.
3. Someone, perhaps my boss several months ago, and I were discussing teledildonics. Which might be one of the most fun words to say. Seriously. Try it. Anyway, this article discusses it with a straight face. Sweet!
   

   It has a chatbot which controls the speech. It also has a teledildonic device. Teledildonic devices were invented in the ’90s so that people could have sex through an internet connection. If you plug that into a lifesize doll it makes the doll able to feel what is going on. In this way you have the first sex doll that can consent in English to what you are doing to it.

(via fimoculous)

Update: mightygodking posts about dilton doiley (a minor Archie comics character) having a sex doll. It’s on the brain today, clearly.

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