Hate to do this, but don’t have time for proper posts — plus, I’m not sure any of these warrent a whole post themselves.

• Because I clearly am on some kind of weird sex kick, here’s a story about how giant squid mate. Hint: super long penises that can sometimes cause males to impregnate themselves. Luckily, I am not a giant squid.
• Chrispy’s new girlfriend. In his dreams. According to email he sent me yesterday. But then, who doesn’t love a pantless drunk driver?
• The LAT might have been duped about Puffy being involved with Tupac’s murder. Oops?
• Giant bunny!
• And the Frontline that everyone is talking about today — Bush’s war.

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