There are a few tales of Texas to be told and re-told, but first I need to clear out some of these open tabs I have floating in Firefox, waiting to be thrown over to you.

• a “twist” on mario. (and I use “twist” in that old “jo buddy” kind of way.) a preface on this link: 1. i didn’t see the original post, 2. this actually ties in with an ongoing conversation i have been having with kurt: that no one would post to craigslist/casual encounters with an offer of “the door will be unlocked, come have your way with me.” 3. this is another of those things that you can’t undo once you have read it. you’ve been warned.
• michael bay’s rejected script for batman.
• school locked down after a ninja sighting.
• the best looking wags (wives and girlfriends) of soccer players. yeah, this one is a little too maxim for me, but i figure you might care anyway. (also, i love #41. who is 36. but then you see her and you realize why. im so predictable.)
• grant morrison’s tv scripts for the unproduced ‘invisibles’ bbc show.
• i know you missed it the first time, so take another look at the fail blog. it it dynamite.
• a bit on the difficulty in covering fox news [via rex]
• 10 dollars or 10% off a jet blue flight (expires 7/10/08) — not usually the kind of thing id link to, but it might be helpful to someone out there.
• finally, for hima, the train station/depot at mountain view is going to become a wine/beer bar + good food. now ill never be able to drive home after work.

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