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by tripp

Thanks to Eric’s comment about the mummy on the cover of GI Joe 49, I realized I had to spend 5 minutes saying a little something about Serpentor: he might just be the dumbest character ever. And, for me, was the moment GI Joe jumped the shark.

Firstly: Serpentor is a clone using the DNA of the greatest warriors in history. And he just happens to have a costume that looks like a giant cobra. This is stupid. Even my naive 10 year old self knew this was stupid.

Here is a guide: when you have badass ninjas like Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow (and even Firefly), why the hell would a kid want to play with this toy?

I knew that he was introduced during the GI Joe movie (though the Wiki page says it was a 5-part TV show); what I didn’t know was that this was the beginning of the second season of the show. That’s pretty soon to have run out of ideas and have to resort to such an absurd character.

I mean, really. Do me a favor and gaze upon Serpentor once more; he IS the Emperor of Cobra, afterall:

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